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rameses the grade
c minus on a good day
dream while he’s awake
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Haiku
( the trouble is )
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as a nobel prize
winning cryogenicist
– i expected more
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pillar of the community
i'm a pillar of the community the council named a bus stop after me to honour my extensive good r.e local charities then in 2012 a special luncheon was held where the mayor shook my hand - DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? ...
a piece of piss
haiku are easy some folk think that they're hard but dodecahedron ...
£1 sandwiches
£1 sandwiches are never very tasty but that's not the point ...
The Japanese
The Japanese they
write haiku that are shit hot
‘wish I could do that…
Haiku! (bless you)
Summertime is here
hay fever – yeh, bring it on…
Sneeze, sneeze – Piriton……………….
Internet Trolls (Haiku)
Internet Trolls send messages to online goats from beneath bridges
resarf poetry 