ampersands & i

~

ampersands & i ( i & sdnasrepma )

 



peppers, lepers - pick a pickled pea

peepers, creepers sneaking up a tree

slither, glimmer silver birch & spruce

stumbles, mumbles - hum a bumblebee


pluses, rushes, ruffle apple cart

raffles, ripples, river run & dart

martians, spartans, tartan rug abuse

cauldrons, solvents - stick y'self apart


branches, dances - stub a little toe

tenors, tremors - ruffle gust & glow

letters, lettuce - tennis serve & deuce

backdoors, jackdaws - crow y' boat & row


scribble piffle, pickled onion sky

sandwich, language - catch a cabbage fly

badgers, bladders, bramble jam & juice

gooses, ganders, ampersands & i

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s u m m e r

~

s u m m e r  (  r e m m u s  )

 


strawberry sorbets

sinking sand sandwiches

sandboxes, sasquatches

smokin' supernovas


ultramarina

um-bongo's ulcer's

unshaven uncles

under umbrellas


mermen, merryment

martian mercators

mulberry moonshine

mutant mosquitos


midriffs, mizzle mist

marmalade, marbles

mountainous mugwart

mercury's mermaids


espadrilles, eczma

elfin egg timers

electric eel epithets

elderflower power


rosemary, roses

red rosicrucians

radishes, riptides

- raspberry ripples

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the truth about amber

~

the truth about amber  (  rebma tuoba hturt eht  )




softer than smoke

shades of a shadow

phantoms & mirrors

swims in the rivers


snores in her sleep

barks at the hoover

partial to carrots

apples or biscuits


tail in a spin

roving in clover

sinks in the village

yarns on a snark hunt


fodder for weasels

witches & bitches

smothered in bullshit

but wouldn't say boo

to a goose

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( author nodes )

this isn't that good a poem

but hopefully it's a truth spell of sorts

i wrote this for my four-legged friend

~

apparently some young, male black labrador

who's one half of a pair of dogs

has been having a pop at some other dogs in the area

or some shite like that

& too many lying twats say it's our ambz

even though she's a senior bitch

& a collie-lab cross

& not part of a pair

plus she's the softest thing under the sun

ie not her then

but too many nasty, little wankers still not only persist

but pass that shit on

which pisses me off

so i wrote this for my mate

good bless 'er

& god bless truth too


p.s

you might have seen my village recently on the internet

some yokels were singing a very gay song indeed

easily the most homoerotic thing online

ever


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ring, ring telephones

~

ring, ring telephones  (  senohpelet gnir ,gnir  )





ring, ring telephones

tin can canticles

spew blue catacombs

nosebleed metronomes


nosebleed metronomes

whiplash saddle wax

ostrich cottages

deep green baritones


deep green baritones

sea change chancellories

wednesday's weather vanes

what-for cornerstones


what-for cornerstones

breadcrumb thunderstruck

headfuck undertones

ring, ring telephones

- piss off -

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