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an odd love letter
from yer uncle’s milkman
a shopping list
from another dimension
a radio play
on broadmoor fm
the diary of yer long
lost country cousin
an open source glossary
of assorted bollox
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an odd love letter
from yer uncle’s milkman
a shopping list
from another dimension
a radio play
on broadmoor fm
the diary of yer long
lost country cousin
an open source glossary
of assorted bollox
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i tching powder
t issue paper
e lastic bands
m ushy peas
s hower gel
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how to bake a simnel cake
are there honey badgers on mars?
campanologists near me
is bradley walsh a lizard?
mozart tour dates
beethoven’s comeback symphony
diane abbott bikini photos
is rylan clarke a free may sun?
how to make a trouser press
latest elvis sightings
tomorrow’s local weather
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r umble in the background
h uddled like clucking hens
u nderneath your sound waves
b labbering old cobwebs
a niseed singsong
r ambunctious redshanks
b adgers ate your birthday cake
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t eriffic
w onderful
a mazing
t remendous
s uperb
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a letter in the post
from the ghost
of tomorrow
ten chicken chicks
hatched
last epiphany
runner beans
sprinting up a
ribboned maypole
thermal vests
in the doldrum roll
of august
supper for breakfast
& a cocoa
– not a coffee
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wafting like a ghost
if there’s a draft indoors
– i am a cobweb
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a boarded up shop
on a dead high street
of a breezless afternoon
sometimes the moon
can be seen in daylight
still up from last night
but not this x
on a sheet of graph paper
doldrum roll, please
where did all the traffic flow?
we stand statesque
under dozy duvets
of motionless blue
unstung by wasps
or mutant g.m hornets
no lightning struck
while the iron was lukewarm
or song was sung of
life as it unhappens
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your tosspot narcosis
is not my odd osmosis
the sad sack lark supposes
as the human farm dozes
after night’s time closes
as the cockerel crows’s
then the rest is sneezing roses
head, shoulders, knees ‘n’ toes’s
the spare hip in hypnosis
the rabid badger’s nadgers
this flux – it juxpatoses
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