my current currant top 5


my current currant top 5 by franz joseph list


5 red

4 black

3 buns

2 river

& 1




we are collectors


we are collectors by ndiwjei2ye2y3yy34y


when we collect things

we become collectors

as we build up a collection

of sorts

like blue magazines

or antique trampolines

no pressure

the decision is yours

& then down the line

we can sell this collection

& all the possessions

that we own

but we can still collect dust

one's wits & one's thoughts

as we plan what to collect next

naked & alone



always keep a handkerchief


always keep a handkerchief by han d kerchief


always keep a handkerchief

tissues soon reduce to mush

come a downpour

pretend that you're a viscount

most strangers are killers

but try to get out more

consider the bee in clover

but never dare to see

golf's dark appeal

always keep a handkerchief

go to bed around the same time

eat 3 square meals



excuse me, i’m a poet


excuse me, i’m a poet by tom tarpaulin


excuse me, i'm a poet

yes poet coming through

we love all the pointless things

as that's what poets do

excuse me, i'm a poet

& poets can jump queues

then get special discounts

coz we're not plebs like you

excuse me, i'm a poet

behold my mighty pen

all my friends are poets

i don't have any friends

excuse me, i'm a poet

this gift is a godsend

destined to bore so blame the lord

until my fitting end

thank you