When I woke up this morning stuff was upside down the land was in the heavens & the clouds were on the ground everywhere's a new perspective with surprises abound so I think they should keep things ʇɥᴉs ʍɐʎ ɐɹonup ...
Story
rest on mantelpiece
Yes several bridges & a stile former once fond memories of yesterwhile. Babylon of hanging gardens & Cuneiform, Pudding Lane, Ellisa, old school uniform. Minor acts of arson like the bandstand in the park, Nero's Rome, Barbara Hepworth & of course Joan of Arc. Evidence plus dead pets whom I remember with affection so please rest on mantelpiece - peace my urn collection x ...
oh bother…
I've never worn clogs on a Wednesday or winked at an owl of an eve nor lobbed a potato at a bust of Plato yet many gullible people still they believe. That I often sing sea shanties whilst in Switzerland plus chuckle at their alpine mackerel skies these are a pack o' lies the usual shite - it's no surprise but whose behind these nasty vicious rumours & why? ...
a poor sod
I read about a Sagittarius originally from Sidcup who had the hiccups non-stop for 50 years it surprised 1 day in late May in early adulthood & then persistently refused to disappear ironically they died from athlete's foot after all that but some end is yet in sight as if you stand beside their tomb beneath the haunted silver moon ghost hiccups still emerge into the restless depths of night ...
weekend witches
Weekend witches & Beltane pagans once yearly-nearly ramblers & blue moon dabblers. Wedding drinkers & funeral weepers occasional tables the occasionally unstable. Hy-Brasil & déjà vu a solar eclipse or the Phoenix, of course too. Brief glimpses of HELL & scarlet pimpernels plus fuck-it-that'll-do rhymers - bloody part-timers ...
the 1st of feb
Head contrary on the 1st of February as impending Candlemas hangs thick in the air just like congealed school custard sans the upper skin layer white rabbits - white rabbits or a pair of mountain hares? Beyond the edgelands of January into the rugged vast of where? Fuck knows - early days again no wings but whims & a prayer x ...
your turn…
Beyond the soup, bread rolls & sandwiches & the scrolls in forbidden languages. In way of pigeon holes & boxes almost chicken paradoxes. & far from unpleasant pheasants plus the scare of perplexed - in deepest hay barn hinterland tell me what comes next ? ...
story fishy
"There's Got to be more to bastard life than this!" Exclaimed my Goldfish & fellow speaking Creature, Chris before collapsing on the sofa - good effort fish bliss. "There is" I replied "My memorable pal my Icthionic friend, just sometimes swim further - or possibly sideways you'll get there in the end" "As there's often more to this shite gilled chum than often again first appears" But Chris was sweetly sleeping & proper bolloxed by now so it fell on deaf fish ears. THE END ...
Scale
As a young child & thereabouts little Barry Wellywanger was terrified of Dormice He saw a picture of one once in a dog-eared copy of Hibernating Rodent Monthly & he wrongfully assumed that they were much larger than they really are -probably borderline Blue Whale-esque-ish -if not bigger -Bloody Hell! ...Many moons passed before he finally met one It was sunbathing on a park bench at the time He nearly sat on it at first...