an unwanted gift

mikey gave it to charlotte

charlotte gave it to franz

franz gave it to wilhelm

wilhelm gave it to hans




hans gave it to phyllis

phyllis gave it to lisa

lisa gave it to niamh

niamh gave it to peter




peter gave it to pablo

pablo gave it to suki

suki gave it to saladin

saladin gave it to susie




susie gave it to fergus

who slightly dithered then

after wondering whether to keep it

gave it back to mikey again

...




thoughts on thoughts

thoughts come

most go

some throb

some glow

some prod

some bite

some come in pieces

some fight

some fright 

some charm

some bear gifts

with intent to harm

some abstract-mime

some dance

but often it's ants

in their pants





some sing

some wail

some want my mind

it's not for sale

some suck

with a straw

some dazejà vu

they've been in before

some spark

some extinguish

some talk all foreign

some dabble in english

some sneak in through the tunnels

some knock & say 'hello'

thoughts come

most go

...










in search of that time honoured nature po-et-ry

i left by the back door

at around 9.03

in search of that time honoured

nature po-et-ry.





the meh pedestrian usual shite

i'm sure you've read 'n' heard

that no one nowadays really writes

just jiggles the words.





but by by 9.07 (ish)

the weather had turned shit

the animals they scattered fast

the nymphs they were amiss.





so amidst this bastard shat

i decided to head back

then went home & penned the usual gubbins

in hindsight

- thank fuck for that

 x

...