i was amble-plodding down a y'oldey wonky lane to my left a field of donkeys in the head an empty brain to my right a field of peas when the visions burst forth yes pods a plenty as a jenny eeyored i saw next ash wednesday it rained around 3ish a ginormous artichoke an otter feeling peevish a baboon in a wedding dress - 2 pixies playing badminton & then shite faded out to nowt - should i inform the vatican ( ? ) ...
the girl with carrots for fingers had actual carrots for fingers i met her one crunchy candlemas eve hiding in a wood amidst the frosty old trees the girl with carrots for fingers oh how her carrot touch lingers she escaped from a farm-lab then lived on the run a super-hush experiment & potentially; weapon yes the girl with carrots for fingers don't worry - her hair wasn't ginger we spoke of a future her voice was a song but come the yawn of morning-thing that carrot girl had gone ...
loads of moon ago lived the man who invented sneezing he claimed it was an accident crossed with a fluke 'it just popped out one evening' he apologised at first saying 'sorry that's weird shat, that's wrong' but soon other people starting sneezing too - it's funny what things catch on ...
patience is listening to the radio on the off-chance the dj will exclusively play new material by mozart after centuries away plus news about the album & up-coming tour dates great art can't be rushed yes - well worth the wait ...
they say he was born on a weekday the man with no toenails ( but toes ) in the maternity ward of a hospital but which one? no one knows in many ways he was shrouded in mystery which helped the devil-magic rumours thrive so an angry mob & i bumped him off last tuesday sleep tight boiled alive ...
when phyllis discovered liquorice tea she thought 'take that pontefract you're the one for me i quite like liquorice - i quite like a brew but why be an either-beaver ( ? ) this here's the power of two ~ sorted' ...
there's a chimp in your armour in your armour there's an ape not a chink in your armour but an chimp clad in plate & chimp's causing y'oldey khaos as chimp slowly larks along there's a chimp in your armour what the fuck is going on ( ? ) ...
sue had a stone in her shoe sue removed shoe to de-stone as we do yet when she did to her surprise with bemusement in her eyes 'fuckadoodleooh ( ! ) it's no stone - it's a shoe' yes sue had a shoe in her shoe a tiny replica of the shoe of sue 'who? what? how? shite why? not a shoe clue have i' but weird shit's real too & this story's true ...
wyn's just lived through a turquoise-phase which lasted approximately 34 days he did turquoise things whilst wearing turquoise clothes but his future's purple or more precisely; mauve ( the end ) ...
when stuart discovered he was a hologram-stuart he felt a strange sense of relief 'this will explain why i always look the same, never get hungry or feel the need for sleep' when stuart discovered he was a hologram-stuart he felt a strange sense of pride as 'not everyone's a conscious light-based entity but what have they done with the human me & why' ( ? ) ...
resarf poetry 