the man who invented sneezing

 

loads of moon ago

lived the man who invented sneezing

he claimed it was an accident

crossed with a fluke

'it just popped out one evening'


he apologised at first

saying 'sorry that's weird shat, that's wrong'

but soon other people

starting sneezing too

- it's funny what things catch on

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