make your own friends

make your own friends

out of cardboard boxes

then add faces to these friends

with paint or marker pens

yeah - don't listen to them flesh-based

give cardboard friends a chance

as they're easier to get on with

& sometimes friendship

leads to romance

...


death by nice

it's all quintessentially 

picturesque & quaint

warm brush strokes

the lord doth paint




thatched cottages for villages

lush meadows all around

a light breeze & birdsong

are oft the only sound




every reverend cycles

on the green - wicket keeping

cake sales & ginger ale

a chocolate labrador sleeping




inevitably green hills

generically idyllic

begging for mass murder

or failing that

a picnic

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