make your own friends out of cardboard boxes then add faces to these friends with paint or marker pens yeah - don't listen to them flesh-based give cardboard friends a chance as they're easier to get on with & sometimes friendship leads to romance ...
Modern Pastoral Stuff
death by nice
it's all quintessentially picturesque & quaint warm brush strokes the lord doth paint thatched cottages for villages lush meadows all around a light breeze & birdsong are oft the only sound every reverend cycles on the green - wicket keeping cake sales & ginger ale a chocolate labrador sleeping inevitably green hills generically idyllic begging for mass murder or failing that a picnic ...