plods

 

let's plod these meadows

leagues & yards

the sunshine turns

 the sheep shit hard

them hedgerows sing

of bits of spring

charybdis

an opening

the buttercups

are yellowing

the bluebells ring

the nettles sting

so let's roam this shat

for bastard miles

plus once upon a nackered stile

i found a wallet

with loads of cash in it

so i kept it

...











( ... author nodes ... sometimes poems ... just end ...

the don't end-end, they just end, sorry about that ... )


 

f*cki*g *oems, *astar* th*ngs …

they hide behind bushes

then flash us unawares

then leg it off in the nud

somewhere over there




they sneak into our gardens

in the perverse depths of night

then in the middle of the lawn

they shit a massive shite




they babble next to us on buses

when loadsa double seats are free

clothed but recognizable

please stop bothering me




& so i shout through the morrow mist

as birds begin to sing

'SHAKESPEARE WAS A FRAUDULENT WANKER

- FUCKING POEMS,

BASTARD THINGS'

...







wild flowers among castle ruins

wild flowers

among castle ruins

the head's a beverage

thoughts-a-brewin'

as life plods on

& all that glibness

they say here's haunted

a wraith i've yet to witness

apart from the headless ones

consequences - quencecons

a punished uprising but now most of the stones have gone

as bricks for the local homes

scattered yet abound

like these wild flowers 

but the other way around

...