i live in a village where everyone's keith every man, woman & child is called keith keiths build-up like limescale but a secret i keep i'm the only non-keith so i lie ' hi, i'm keith ' ...
i live in a village where everyone's keith every man, woman & child is called keith keiths build-up like limescale but a secret i keep i'm the only non-keith so i lie ' hi, i'm keith ' ...
well this shit kicked in on the night after epiphany quite possibly a delayed reaction great uncle wet wipes dozed as the moon mooned surreptitiously yet magnet-esquely hence the attraction it was musical in places staggered bits of polyphony confusing them snow fields with song plus all the goats went flemish throughout this wonky mystery but come the first of april well whatever it was had gone ( the end ) ...
dearest latest diary just an inquiry have you been reading you ( ? ) as if so well - you've no right to in particular the footnotes i'll burn you like the others if it's true ( x ) ...
elevenses at half ten - in the morning & from now on the phone book belongs in the fridge shoelaces should remain untied - at all times & horseshoes & rabbit's feet are effectively obsolete ( push it ) ...
the incredible-flexible poem this poem is gymnastic the incredible-flexible poem octopus-esque elastic the incredible-flexible poem stretchy stretchy fantastic the incredible-flexible poem oh, shittabrick i've snapped it ...
she sells sea shells on the sea shore he sells sea shells he sells more so she put a special offer on buy 3 get 4 he retaliated - SEA SHELL WAR ...
this poem thinks david icke is secret-chief-lizard this poem skips in blizzards like a jaunty winter wizard this poem sniffs big marker pens & glue this poem wears cagoules 'cause this poem's cool this poem has blisters on both of its heels beneath odd-socked feet odd socks appeal ( ? ) oh & this poem knows that the world will end when the u-bend industry goes round the bend - yeh, then - is this a poem ( ? ) ( please ) ...
once upon a while ago when dodos roamed the globe & the world wide web was a massive spider nightmare that terrified arachnophobes when the clouds were giant white belly fluff & loneliness had loads of friends some shit kicked-off the details are sketchy damn this memory - the end ...
how well do you know the archbishop of canterbury? have you decrypted our impossible code? have you ever seen the loch ness monster on a wednesday? do you really know where echoes faintly go? have you ever been trapped down a well for a fortnight? or stroked a yeti gently? lovely ears do know stuff about like the bits beyond them black holes? - well in that case why are you here ( ? ) ...
last week, when i was a hittite i took an extra spoon of sugar in my tea so far from the usual two instead i had three ( times change ) ...