on a mystified eve in lieu of a clue

~~~

on a mystified eve in lieu of a clue by gustav hogwash

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on a mystified eve

in lieu of a clue


with puzzles & nutmeg

mulberries - cuckoos 


my half-nephew-grand-niece

& xenophon too


on a mystified eve

in lieu of a clue

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treat yourself

~~~

treat yourself  by egg fried ricin 

~



you should treat yourself

& clad your shed

prescribe yourself cider

& drill holes in your head


next buy that shell suit

from yon charity shop

they'll breeze back into trend soon

then they'll be worth a lot


you should treat yourself

so grab a twig off a tree

take said little branch home

then call it steve & make it tea


take plenty of rest

as you don't need a rest permit

explore le monde du fromage

treat yourself - yeah

you deserve it

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we are collectors

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we are collectors by ndiwjei2ye2y3yy34y

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when we collect things

we become collectors

as we build up a collection

of sorts


like blue magazines

or antique trampolines

no pressure

the decision is yours


& then down the line

we can sell this collection

& all the possessions

that we own


but we can still collect dust

one's wits & one's thoughts

as we plan what to collect next

naked & alone

...





 

always keep a handkerchief

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always keep a handkerchief by han d kerchief

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always keep a handkerchief

tissues soon reduce to mush

come a downpour


pretend that you're a viscount

most strangers are killers

but try to get out more


consider the bee in clover

but never dare to see

golf's dark appeal


always keep a handkerchief

go to bed around the same time

eat 3 square meals

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