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( loop to fade )

…

~
i am a goldfish
apparently – my memory
is only five seconds
or so i’ve rediscovered
i am a goldfish
~
i am a goldfish
apparently – my memory
is only five seconds
or so i’ve rediscovered
i am a goldfish
~
i am a goldfish
apparently – my memory
is only five seconds
or so i’ve rediscovered
i am a goldfish
~
i am a goldfish
apparently – my memory
is only five seconds
or so i’ve rediscovered
i am a goldfish
~
i am a goldfish
apparently – my memory
is only five seconds
or so i’ve rediscovered
i am a goldfish
~

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blurb variations

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as of last wednesday
as unseen on t.v

available in hardback
as per the shame-fest

plug as in – in
one for the tossers

part of a series
that hardly bloody anyone

will bother their socks
or biscuits for – it’s

baked to imperfection
but we’ve all swallowed worse

said the famous soap actress
to the camp t.v chef

so open to suggestions
like the gap between the train

& the chockablock platform
heading to your bargain bin

not big in japan
but banned in parts of luxemburg

more than just a barcode
hardly a seven

in deep green or grey
may contain nuts

best before six whitsuns since
god save the parsnip

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the purple hair brigade

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who’s afraid
of the purple hair brigade?

nose pierced like
bullocks at the market?

who’s afraid
of the purple hair brigade

branded with tattoos
a rainbow coloured heart

who’s afraid
of the purple hair brigade?

snorting with intent
like a badger in the fog

who’s afraid
of the purple hair brigade?

beastly be thy fate
fodder of ‘be kind’

we must laugh back
at the madness of collective
‘ism & ides
of ‘eology & march
& rock their paddleboat
they come for your jokes
offence is only ever
taken with both hands – oh …

who’s afraid
of the purple hair brigade?

stand or leapfrog
over their overtures

who’s afraid
of the purple hair brigade?

sod their bollox
& current thing death cults

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