barns can't dance or even vaguely prance most fidgety folk don't have ants in their pants or barns in their pants or ants in their barn ...
Poetry
on the binge
the kids nowadays are drinkin' binge i read then tutted in the paper such a terrible thing we didn't have this binge drink when i were a lad & it seems completely evil so beware the binge - binge bad ...
( grab a pew )
mildly unamused libran tree surgeons frenetic phrenologists diabetic numerologists liquid petroleum gasp enthusiasts mesolithic mendicants all creatures great & sentient including honey badgers & the wise bees of finland visigoth staticians then theurgic court magicians plus the inventor of the bidet & the venerable lamashtu - grab a pew ... ( auth' node' reworking of something older p.s i made the wise bees of finland up, i think the rest are all real ... )
campanology?
campanology? now that rings a bell ...
when stuart discovered he was a hologram-stuart
when stuart discovered he was a hologram-stuart he felt a strange sense of relief 'this will explain why i always look the same, never get hungry or feel the need for sleep' when stuart discovered he was a hologram-stuart he felt a strange sense of pride as 'not everyone's a conscious light-based entity but what have they done with the human me & why' ( ? ) ...
the old lady with an oddly shaped face
there was an old lady with an oddly shaped face some say she came from cannock chase that bit's up for debate some say she came from eastern thrace mongolia - estonia or maybe outer-space but she was definitely old ... ( author nodes; limericks are a wanker to write i tried ... )
home thoughts from home
home isn't where the heart is that's actually the chest no home is where we sleep or at the very least rest home is for our laundry days & each morning a shit but if it's not ready just write a shite poem same thing really ( that's it ) x ...
( a lesbian )
my dream is to one day become a lesbian so i can get away with dungarees as it is when i wear them i look like a lost farmhand 'cause i don't speak a single word of greek ... ( author nodes; please don't be offended by this poem it's just silly shit )
an even poem
good evensong good evendance good eventide an even chance good evening all even stevens agree yes we get there even tually ...
mange tout, brute?
i love silence silence is golden & i love mange tout but i couldn't eat a whole one ...