dearest latest diary just an inquiry have you been reading you ( ? ) as if so well - you've no right to in particular the footnotes i'll burn you like the others if it's true ( x ) ...
dearest latest diary just an inquiry have you been reading you ( ? ) as if so well - you've no right to in particular the footnotes i'll burn you like the others if it's true ( x ) ...
in this jumbled wonderland where some sky is on the ground as grazing all around are these four-legged clouds which folk call sheep not the catchiest of names but they call themselves baa i suppose it's all the same ( ? ) ...
tutankhamun ( a while ago ) the little matchstick john the baptist dodi fayed dodo are all quite dead yet stuff still thrives it's wobbly in places but july's alive ...
siegfried & vidal sassoon were separated at birth one did shampoo one wrote of war's horrors then hunted foxes ( ? ) via time travel & a mire of paradoxes ( ssshh ) ...
sometimes i wonder who's the greatest monger among the many mongers everywhere ( ? ) maybe it's cheese, fish, iron or war but then again yes there's always scare ...
elevenses at half ten - in the morning & from now on the phone book belongs in the fridge shoelaces should remain untied - at all times & horseshoes & rabbit's feet are effectively obsolete ( push it ) ...
gravy trains yes trains of gravy saucy stuff them saucy savoury wait at the station platform 3 'all aboard' & the rest is easy ...
she sells sea shells on the sea shore he sells sea shells he sells more so she put a special offer on buy 3 get 4 he retaliated - SEA SHELL WAR ...
there's an otter in me kitchen sploshing in the sink whilst i try to write a poem concentration's on the blink there's a lion in me living room asleep on the settee i want to watch the wright stuff but i best leave it be there's a camel in me bathroom a camel? - oh my gosh several shrews on the stairs in the bog; an arctic fox & there's a gnu in me bedroom so what else can i do? seeing as this house belongs to them now i'll be the first ever man to escape from the zoo ...
a gas & lecky sort has just popped 'round to read the meters i asked him 'could you please read my palm while you're here ( ? ) & my latest poem called the elbows of saint peter' ( ? ) he said 'i'm more crystal balls & saint paul' then magically he disappeared ( the end ) ...