Poems

bananas come in handy

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the brain's elastic bandy

but bananas come in handy

when the day's seem strange

coz the sun's been on the shandy

& the sky is always high

despite the hills that we climb

& the clouds? well they're just cloudy

which doesn't clear the mind

so i peeled a bent banana

but i peeled it the straight way

which can only always

look a little slightly gay

 next i gobbled from the tip like

with all my mortal might

& then shat went yellow

goodnight vienna, goodnight

( x )

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our world of rhyme

( please click on this poem

 to read it as it should be

i type in preformatted on here

which used to come down as one

albeit to the left

but now, whatever stream your on it just shows the first bit

bunched in another typeface

come on wordpress you fuckin' shitehawks 

why the chuffin' shat-munt change

 or is it me? )



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our world of rhyme

where lines they chime

from morn's dawn yawn

to rhyme's bedtime

yet then we sleep

then dream of sheep

joyriding jeeps

watch out - beep beep


day & night long

it's one big song

or chanson

i blame trad & anon

so tra la la

la la la lee

fiddley diddley

diddley dee

( nice 1 )

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sweet arson dreams

in last night's slept tight

well i burned my old school,

a church that was askin' for it

burnin' stuff's cool


then i set alight a scout hut

which went off with a whooosh

baden powell was fascist scum

so 'take that hitler youth'


then i torched a y'oldey haybarn

f*ck it - on a whim

then last but not least windsor castle

i hope the queen was in


& then i woke up grinning

readied for day's shite strife

recharged by sweet arson dreams

the trick is

not to do it in real life


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