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oh shit, it’s september by agnes thumb
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september surrenders as summer's dissenter the autumnal bender the scaredy twat member offender yet splendour the judas transcender a misty agenda oh shit, it's september ...
Poems
this planet’s mad – where’s my helipad?
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this planet’s mad – where’s my helipad? by kevin skeleton-keegan
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this planet's mad - where's my helipad? pot pourri, blue tongue oh mildew sir galahad eric the red copper sulphate & petrograd this planet's mad - where's my helipad? ...
we are collectors
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we are collectors by ndiwjei2ye2y3yy34y
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when we collect things we become collectors as we build up a collection of sorts like blue magazines or antique trampolines no pressure the decision is yours & then down the line we can sell this collection & all the possessions that we own but we can still collect dust one's wits & one's thoughts as we plan what to collect next naked & alone ...
always keep a handkerchief
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always keep a handkerchief by han d kerchief
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always keep a handkerchief tissues soon reduce to mush come a downpour pretend that you're a viscount most strangers are killers but try to get out more consider the bee in clover but never dare to see golf's dark appeal always keep a handkerchief go to bed around the same time eat 3 square meals ...
excuse me, i’m a poet
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excuse me, i’m a poet by tom tarpaulin
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excuse me, i'm a poet yes poet coming through we love all the pointless things as that's what poets do excuse me, i'm a poet & poets can jump queues then get special discounts coz we're not plebs like you excuse me, i'm a poet behold my mighty pen all my friends are poets i don't have any friends excuse me, i'm a poet this gift is a godsend destined to bore so blame the lord until my fitting end thank you ...
barn on fire
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barn on fire by samuel pontypandy
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somewhere there's a barn on fire out there somewhere not this damp valley - its river, its mire but somewhere out there no smoke can be seen, no billows climbing higher yet out there somewhere yes always somewhere there's a barn on fire out there take care ( x ) ...
floaty ghosts
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floaty ghosts yvette ing-process
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floaty ghosts restless hauntings momentum springtime a crocus restless no focus cheese rolling multi-plug cobwebs delusions am i florence nightingale? maybe confusion are you isaac newton? momentum & hauntings late spring midwinter potholing is daunting from pheasant to peasant from pauper to crown atishoo atishoo we all fall down ...
stand back when they’re crumbling
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stand back when they’re crumbling by juan koff
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stand back when they're crumbling kismat kismet descent stand back karma cashback crumbling descent stand back kinetically challenged challenges crumbling stand back pyrrhic descent intent crumbling the coffee morning's cancelled industrial action bullshit tumbling kismet intent weasel whines poltergeists intensity crumbling descent stand back fumbling density this is not tea at 3 in the afternoon challenges police cars bullshit cashback kinetically stand back harvests scarecrows cycles tumbling intent scarecrows descent pyrrhic cashback tumbling stand back when they're crumbling ...
the key is catchphrases
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the key is catchphrases by roy walker’s secret bastard lovechild
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i think the key is catchphrases we all need one o' them 'order order' says the judge the vicar says 'amen' 'geddoff moy land' cries farmer giles & then we duly flee so get one that's yours if you want to open doors catchphrases are the key ...
bananas come in handy
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the brain's elastic bandy but bananas come in handy when the day's seem strange coz the sun's been on the shandy & the sky is always high despite the hills that we climb & the clouds? well they're just cloudy which doesn't clear the mind so i peeled a bent banana but i peeled it the straight way which can only always look a little slightly gay next i gobbled from the tip like with all my mortal might & then shat went yellow goodnight vienna, goodnight ( x ) ...
