the sun is secretly belgian

The Sun is secretly Belgian

but it's never told a soul

like Eddie Merx,

Stella Artois

or the Smurfs

for fear of losing its sway

& control.





As some Sun worshippers

would demmand blood if they found out

& no doubt

switch their allegiences

to the moon (!),

oh the Sun is secretly Belgian

& Jupiter's diabetic

but don't tell a single sausage

or that sun will come for you

...

















separate waves



Having agreed

this heliotrope

had at least 10 minds

of its own,

we re-attired

our duffled coats

& trundled our separate waves

home

(s)




Wheruponst 

1 conversed

with the souls of the very nearly

 cursed,

ate a nectarine,

ran an ice bath

then buggered off to Bedfordshire

as all energy

dispersed.




They 

on the other foot

ate soot,

& watched some LIVE

abstract mime

shot put.




No one really won.




Apparently it was shit

...





mister roget was creationist scum


Well of course the Thesaurus

has been an absolute godsend

of a cheeky - handy

- sumit else tome,

since the time

- period & era

that its fellow dinosaurs roamed.




& hen 1 day

evolved chicken pox

unwell - the others all got spots

& died away,

technically a book

 no, not actually a reptile

- but it still it endures now

to this so very day

...