Simon says stand on your left leg. Simon says hop on the spot. Simon says now put both hands on your head. Kill Simon.
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the internet has hairy palms too
The internet has hairy palms too just like Jesus, your mother or you & this may well BOO! & come as a shock but when really thought about clearly explains a lot ...
scumday
Trapped in corduroy yet dreaming of peace as campanologists clang their way through the embers of the week & the T.V's gone to sleep as the clocks creep a tock-tick-tock - cuh! It's alright for some but Sunday you're fuckin' scum x ...
quite ominous stuff
A loud thunder cloud clapped then some scaffolding collapsed as an evil wind blew so the Queen followed-through. A 1-headed magpie exclaimed a single sad sigh thence flew under a ladder as the lunatics grew madder. Plus all the cats were howling & the turtle doves were growling until it was clear to all so bollocks to crystal balls. Yes it's unjoyously unsurprising there's shat nastiness arising & this shite might get tough coz that's quite ominous stuff ...
2 missed calls
1 missed call from Manchester an 0161 telephone number I wonder who you were ? Plus another missed call from Birmingham an 0121 - I've never 'eard of 'em but confusion soon returns ...
the sun is secretly belgian
The Sun is secretly Belgian but it's never told a soul like Eddie Merx, Stella Artois or the Smurfs for fear of losing its sway & control. As some Sun worshippers would demmand blood if they found out & no doubt switch their allegiences to the moon (!), oh the Sun is secretly Belgian & Jupiter's diabetic but don't tell a single sausage or that sun will come for you ...
your turn…
Beyond the soup, bread rolls & sandwiches & the scrolls in forbidden languages. In way of pigeon holes & boxes almost chicken paradoxes. & far from unpleasant pheasants plus the scare of perplexed - in deepest hay barn hinterland tell me what comes next ? ...
decryption
I'm paying close attention to the Rain again as it patters against the pane & a pattern starts to form in the brain - yes, it's a Cloud-Code almost cracked & ascertained. Don't stop x ...
doppelgänger
You are here but where are you? Pottering - as we do in a 2nd hand hand shop or berating giraffes at the zoo? But not the okapis has it joined the Illuminati or has it overslept its way to Crewe? Maybe it's behind the sofa or playing games with supernovas - You are here but where are you? ...
separate waves
Having agreed this heliotrope had at least 10 minds of its own, we re-attired our duffled coats & trundled our separate waves home (s) Wheruponst 1 conversed with the souls of the very nearly cursed, ate a nectarine, ran an ice bath then buggered off to Bedfordshire as all energy dispersed. They on the other foot ate soot, & watched some LIVE abstract mime shot put. No one really won. Apparently it was shit ...