once upon a while ago when dodos roamed the globe & the world wide web was a massive spider nightmare that terrified arachnophobes when the clouds were giant white belly fluff & loneliness had loads of friends some shit kicked-off the details are sketchy damn this memory - the end ...
Poem
query shat
how well do you know the archbishop of canterbury? have you decrypted our impossible code? have you ever seen the loch ness monster on a wednesday? do you really know where echoes faintly go? have you ever been trapped down a well for a fortnight? or stroked a yeti gently? lovely ears do know stuff about like the bits beyond them black holes? - well in that case why are you here ( ? ) ...
a vanishing act
a gas & lecky sort has just popped 'round to read the meters i asked him 'could you please read my palm while you're here ( ? ) & my latest poem called the elbows of saint peter' ( ? ) he said 'i'm more crystal balls & saint paul' then magically he disappeared ( the end ) ...
christmas & rain
the rain is always pissing on somewhere 'tis true & it's always christmas somewhere too sometimes it can be christmas in next door's garden as the driest-ever easter surrounds & confounds you ...
last week, when i was a hittite
last week, when i was a hittite i took an extra spoon of sugar in my tea so far from the usual two instead i had three ( times change ) ...
some sad things
chopped onions & teargas smart cars in anoraks tram-spotting poetry poetry generally very little winter light leathered idiots pints then fights grown men who write silly lists oh & you for reading this piss ( x ) ...
scratch back
you scratch my back & i'll scratch your toes you scratch my chin & i'll scratch your elbows you scratch my ears & i'll scratch your knees scratch scratch scratch back - we have fleas ...
the art of almost ( sort of )
the breeze picked up & sucked the final piece of the jigsaw from the grip of my finger things then out the open window 'that's cromwell's last wart' i huffed so i chased said piece of jigsaw down the lane then o'er them dales for centuries to no avail ( the end ) ... ( author nodes ) yes, breezes can suck too in fact every time a breeze blows somewhere it sucks somewhere else that's equilibrium & day 1 in wind school cheers ...
foxes don’t wear gloves
foxes don't wear gloves & i've never seen a bee don a bonnet in or on it foxes don't wear gloves no ( none of the above ) ...
bring back medieval keys ( ! )
in medieval times well the keys were so much bigger plus the locks were far larger than today yet the people were smaller yes we've grown taller & the keys & locks have gone the other way this poem you may say is devoid of a point like a fly once plucked of its wings but at this going rate keys will soon be subatomic then we'll never ever find the fucking things ...