she sells sea shells on the sea shore he sells sea shells he sells more so she put a special offer on buy 3 get 4 he retaliated - SEA SHELL WAR ...
she sells sea shells on the sea shore he sells sea shells he sells more so she put a special offer on buy 3 get 4 he retaliated - SEA SHELL WAR ...
there's an otter in me kitchen sploshing in the sink whilst i try to write a poem concentration's on the blink there's a lion in me living room asleep on the settee i want to watch the wright stuff but i best leave it be there's a camel in me bathroom a camel? - oh my gosh several shrews on the stairs in the bog; an arctic fox & there's a gnu in me bedroom so what else can i do? seeing as this house belongs to them now i'll be the first ever man to escape from the zoo ...
this poem thinks david icke is secret-chief-lizard this poem skips in blizzards like a jaunty winter wizard this poem sniffs big marker pens & glue this poem wears cagoules 'cause this poem's cool this poem has blisters on both of its heels beneath odd-socked feet odd socks appeal ( ? ) oh & this poem knows that the world will end when the u-bend industry goes round the bend - yeh, then - is this a poem ( ? ) ( please ) ...
once upon a while ago when dodos roamed the globe & the world wide web was a massive spider nightmare that terrified arachnophobes when the clouds were giant white belly fluff & loneliness had loads of friends some shit kicked-off the details are sketchy damn this memory - the end ...
how well do you know the archbishop of canterbury? have you decrypted our impossible code? have you ever seen the loch ness monster on a wednesday? do you really know where echoes faintly go? have you ever been trapped down a well for a fortnight? or stroked a yeti gently? lovely ears do know stuff about like the bits beyond them black holes? - well in that case why are you here ( ? ) ...
a gas & lecky sort has just popped 'round to read the meters i asked him 'could you please read my palm while you're here ( ? ) & my latest poem called the elbows of saint peter' ( ? ) he said 'i'm more crystal balls & saint paul' then magically he disappeared ( the end ) ...
the rain is always pissing on somewhere 'tis true & it's always christmas somewhere too sometimes it can be christmas in next door's garden as the driest-ever easter surrounds & confounds you ...
last week, when i was a hittite i took an extra spoon of sugar in my tea so far from the usual two instead i had three ( times change ) ...
chopped onions & teargas smart cars in anoraks tram-spotting poetry poetry generally very little winter light leathered idiots pints then fights grown men who write silly lists oh & you for reading this piss ( x ) ...
you scratch my back & i'll scratch your toes you scratch my chin & i'll scratch your elbows you scratch my ears & i'll scratch your knees scratch scratch scratch back - we have fleas ...