once upon a while ago when dodos roamed the globe & the world wide web was a massive spider nightmare that terrified arachnophobes when the clouds were giant white belly fluff & loneliness had loads of friends some shit kicked-off the details are sketchy damn this memory - the end ...
contemporary poetry
query shat
how well do you know the archbishop of canterbury? have you decrypted our impossible code? have you ever seen the loch ness monster on a wednesday? do you really know where echoes faintly go? have you ever been trapped down a well for a fortnight? or stroked a yeti gently? lovely ears do know stuff about like the bits beyond them black holes? - well in that case why are you here ( ? ) ...
a vanishing act
a gas & lecky sort has just popped 'round to read the meters i asked him 'could you please read my palm while you're here ( ? ) & my latest poem called the elbows of saint peter' ( ? ) he said 'i'm more crystal balls & saint paul' then magically he disappeared ( the end ) ...
christmas & rain
the rain is always pissing on somewhere 'tis true & it's always christmas somewhere too sometimes it can be christmas in next door's garden as the driest-ever easter surrounds & confounds you ...
last week, when i was a hittite
last week, when i was a hittite i took an extra spoon of sugar in my tea so far from the usual two instead i had three ( times change ) ...
some sad things
chopped onions & teargas smart cars in anoraks tram-spotting poetry poetry generally very little winter light leathered idiots pints then fights grown men who write silly lists oh & you for reading this piss ( x ) ...
scratch back
you scratch my back & i'll scratch your toes you scratch my chin & i'll scratch your elbows you scratch my ears & i'll scratch your knees scratch scratch scratch back - we have fleas ...
the art of almost ( sort of )
the breeze picked up & sucked the final piece of the jigsaw from the grip of my finger things then out the open window 'that's cromwell's last wart' i huffed so i chased said piece of jigsaw down the lane then o'er them dales for centuries to no avail ( the end ) ... ( author nodes ) yes, breezes can suck too in fact every time a breeze blows somewhere it sucks somewhere else that's equilibrium & day 1 in wind school cheers ...
foxes don’t wear gloves
foxes don't wear gloves & i've never seen a bee don a bonnet in or on it foxes don't wear gloves no ( none of the above ) ...
bring back medieval keys ( ! )
in medieval times well the keys were so much bigger plus the locks were far larger than today yet the people were smaller yes we've grown taller & the keys & locks have gone the other way this poem you may say is devoid of a point like a fly once plucked of its wings but at this going rate keys will soon be subatomic then we'll never ever find the fucking things ...