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Poetry
when everyone’s name is dave
somewhere soonish in our imminent future when everyone's name is dave in a way there will be no daveisions as in a way we'll all be the same yet the rich will still be sickeningly rich & the poor still far too poor plus the question 'who's the greatest dave?' will inevitably start another bloody dave-war ...
mid-morning turned a shade of vague
mid-morning turned a shade of vague from fluorescent directions to the ways of beige then magnolia the modern grey & beyond this there's not much that anyone can say ...
win a prize
enter a competition & you might win a prize chances are you won't but there's no way if you don't try it might be a chicken that quacks like a duck 'cause someone has to win these things fingers crossed good luck ...
the marzipan man
deep in yon forest dwells the marzipan man formed from sweet nutty witchcraft stay away if you can he has a marzipan body marzipan face & hair 'cause he's the marzipan man beware - beware - beware ...
the truth about wombles
underground - overground wombling free the wombles of wimbledon hybrids they be part badger - part binman one third something evil an escaped experiment they exclusively eat people ...
inverse urban mithras
you're an inverse urban mithras in a retail park car park at night bringing the darkness back into light ~ ( resurrecting a bull ) ...
( space is growing )
shat that space is well beyond our understanding each time i peep up from the blinds it's still expanding into what? shite knows we haven't a clue but on a good night the mind expands too (x) ...
another wonder
where would we be without wonder ? ( a wonder ) those wonders define who we are oh where would we be without wonder ? ( another wonder ) there's no way we'd wander that far ...
apples ‘n’ pears
as long as there's apples well there's always pears they're kinder than apples to be fair them pears care they lack the sheer arrogance all apples possess so far from being inferior yes pears are the best ... ( author nodes; but strawberries are still better than raspberries - let's not get carried away ... ) { the end }