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wills by bgyugufrtrvg996.4
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where there's a will there's a way & there was probably a william who's sadly since died ( having made all the necessary arrangements ) ...
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wills by bgyugufrtrvg996.4
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where there's a will there's a way & there was probably a william who's sadly since died ( having made all the necessary arrangements ) ...
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good morn thing britain by gareth photosynthesis
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good morn thing britain i'm wearing mittens you're sunny in places yet some galey traces with grey in between your hills are still green & bonfire smoke's yonder it's sunday you tosser the kettle is calling the telly is boring i blame the phoenicians the black hand & titian as certain as swanky's the same thing as wanky the rest we forget - is this a poem yet ( ? ) ...
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what’s not in a name by today’s contribution to the world of thought
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what's not in a name no - only the a the rest aint the same what's not in a name ...
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dear constipation diary by fhbeufwygdasdh
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it was twelve years ( last tuesday ) dear constipation diary this morn i saw an accident i'm glad it wasn't me it involved a mobile library yes reading can be lethal the bowels did nowt yet undeterred oh one day a truly great turd shall emerge ...
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sponsorless by gbgwdmonxjshfcsdywbehnmmmn
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this poem isn't sponsored by taylor's yorkshire tea, cadbury dairy milk or babybel cheese, silver swan slims or scrumpy jack cider, w.i calendars, the hadron collider & this poem isn't sponsored by petplace poop scoops, reebok trainers, kellog's honey loops, glenmorangie, any pens or mr kipling's cakes but if you're out there & you're reading this i'm ready to negotiate ( x ) ...
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ssh, wheatfield by suzannah skylark
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remain wary & discreet
when in the presence of the wheat
as there may be no one here
but these fields they have ears
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long-lost uncle ( a muddle ) by john elbows
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well i've been searching for my long-lost uncle
who disappeared when i was five
as he owes me a fair bit
in the way of unsent gifts
christmas & birthday shit
so i hope he's still alive
i know that i'm too old nowadays for piggybacks
& i recall he had 2 eyes, a mouth & nose
beyond that's lost to mist
but did he once exist?
often the mind plays tricks
yet on this quest it goes
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~ syndromes by clarence cob-web ~
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i've got syndrome syndrome oh well, 'could be worse i've got syndrome syndrome but i don't know what came first the syndrome or the syndrome? that's a syndrome in itself i've got syndrome syndrome syndrome yet feel in quite good health ...
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~~ clck2rdthslttlcycl-thnks ~~
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mind the gap mind the gap mind the gape mind the cape mind the cake mind the cake mind the cave mind the dave mind the have mind the have mind the gave mind the grave mind the grape mind the grape mind the grap mind the gap ...
mona awoke from her coma ten years after wearing the wrong type of hat martin spoke to a martian as denise ate quiche & samuel smelled a rat hywel howled at wildfowl & amy spontaneously burst into flames yes every wednesday's different overlaps? plenty but never quite the same ...