…
roses for rose
( the chocolates & the flowers )
john west ( no relation ) tuna chunks
leather whip
a massive dildo
a new gimp suit
spirit level
another lodger
a smothering pillow
a saw ( for their knuckles )
patio slabs
shovel
…
…
roses for rose
( the chocolates & the flowers )
john west ( no relation ) tuna chunks
leather whip
a massive dildo
a new gimp suit
spirit level
another lodger
a smothering pillow
a saw ( for their knuckles )
patio slabs
shovel
…
squirrels up a tree
breakers on a storming morn
waves upon the sea
steaming kettle fog
gasses farted from a marsh
orblets from a bog
prices in the shops
higher than a satellite
as a sixpence drops
fledglings from a nest
up today & so away
dough after a rest
bread is on the brain
ghosts in smoking fires fly
puddles after rain
gristle up a nun
throbbing meat in either end
then of course, the sun
…
…
now is sodden smoke
from the bowels of rotten oak
( ~ )
phantom dogs afoot
sing of sinking sand & soot
( ~ )
then within the head
in the absence of a stead
( ~ )
darkness is a mate
as the cattle masticate
( ~ )
far beyond this where
in the barns of else’s there
( ~ )
plod beyond the town
as a nothing pisses down
( ~ )
cousin saturn spins
uncle odin’s stroking chins
( ~ )
shiver in the rhyme
of a headless horseman time
( ~ )
silent like the rain
or the e in michael caine
( ~ )
floating in the still
in the mists of winter’s chill
( ~ )
breezeless is the lieu
of this archimedes screw
( ~ )
’til the crocus croak
& king arthur is awoke
…
birthday cake beacons
christingle lanterns
waxen dinner lights
lit wick christenings
brightening the night
flaming moth magnets
drippy torches or
plasma dance floors
…
if you were a bus
i’d sit on your back seat
& rest my weary arse cheeks
but i’d rather you sat on me
i’d gaze out of your window
in between crossword clues
& see the town vanish
the grey becoming green
it’s leafier each blink
as blue rinsed biddies natter
on what to have for tea
& who should win strictly
i’d ride within your frame
& test your braking speed
the tyres & suspension
like a proper fuckin’ wrong’un
who should be on a register
& tagged for good measure
we would sweat in august
but warm a dark december
on the long road home
in the evening’s golden gloam
& then i’d ring your bell
when our stop approaches
…
…
pouches of air
where we keep our keys
in the land of jangles
as we plod along songs
almost tambourines
rhythm in our jeans
sewn on three sides
stitched up like a kipper
folded like space-time
a universe within – with
a scrumpled notebook
perhaps a snotty tissue
a fifty p piece
with the dead queen’s head
a leaky fountain pen
– polo mints for ponies
& friendly rocking horses
the ones that don’t bite
or our hands when nippy
( poor man’s gloves )
shudder on our way
charting parts unknown
in our tool cagoules
& our wanker anoraks
…
after all the conkers fell
in the dingles of the dell
then the squirrels ran away
snuggled up within their drey
see the branches bearing all
like a painter strips a wall
while the sunken sun is bright
in between the frozen night’s
frosted fingers frisking us
in the absence of a buzz
from a single bumblebee
or a butterfly t’see
autumn’s glory left alone
crackles on the telephone
winter calling – there’s the twat
grab some gloves ‘n’ wear a hat
…
…
stroke the dogwood
soon tomorrow droops
so tuesday’s drizzle
soaks thor’s doorknob
saturn twirls dervishly
see týr disappear
since teatime died
satan torpedoes dagon
singing turnip ditties
sucking turpin’s dick
stand then deliver
sweat twenty droplets
suddenly tumbleweed dances
september tickles december
…
…
pavements, plates, walls
cups, mugs
or eggshells
…
…
some hills were mole hills
when the moles were bigger
when the eyes of crickets
were the size of cricket balls
we were titans then
even the midgets & pygmies
britain was tropical – humid
yet no one drove an s.u.v
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