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stand back when they’re crumbling

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stand back when they’re crumbling by juan koff

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stand back when they're crumbling

kismat

kismet

descent

stand back

karma

cashback

crumbling

descent

stand back

kinetically

challenged

challenges

crumbling

stand back

pyrrhic

descent

intent

crumbling

the coffee morning's cancelled

industrial action

bullshit

tumbling

kismet

intent

weasel whines

poltergeists

intensity

crumbling

descent

stand back

fumbling

density

this is not tea

at 3 in the afternoon

challenges

police cars

bullshit

cashback

kinetically

stand back

harvests

scarecrows

cycles

tumbling

intent

scarecrows

descent

pyrrhic

cashback

tumbling

stand back when they're crumbling

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sponsorless by gbgwdmonxjshfcsdywbehnmmmn

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this poem isn't sponsored by

taylor's yorkshire tea,

cadbury dairy milk

or babybel cheese,

silver swan slims

or scrumpy jack cider,

w.i calendars,

the hadron collider

& this poem isn't sponsored by

petplace poop scoops,

reebok trainers,

kellog's honey loops,

glenmorangie, any pens

or mr kipling's cakes

but if you're out there & you're reading this

i'm ready to negotiate

( x )

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dear christmas,

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dear christmas, by gavin nosedive

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dear christmas,

it's mid-august now

& i've just been out walking

when i saw a fat cow

grazing

so i thought of you

up there in xmas-land

scheming as you do


dear christmas,

it's mid-august here

2 thirdsish of the year

has disappeared

so you'll soon be back

with your evil money traps

your bleak commercial shat

fuck off

you festive twat

( x )

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as it’s not pancake day

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as it's not pancake day

nah - not today

no shrovetide / nosedive

no lent on its way

i'll dawdle the edgelands

i'll survey their span

with a compass & ruler

but i'll need not my pan

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bananas come in handy

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the brain's elastic bandy

but bananas come in handy

when the day's seem strange

coz the sun's been on the shandy

& the sky is always high

despite the hills that we climb

& the clouds? well they're just cloudy

which doesn't clear the mind

so i peeled a bent banana

but i peeled it the straight way

which can only always

look a little slightly gay

 next i gobbled from the tip like

with all my mortal might

& then shat went yellow

goodnight vienna, goodnight

( x )

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