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instead of thunder
humpty dumpty fell
from the walls & lived
so no clouds clashed
just a bouncing egg
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Story
phantom tangents
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phantom tangents by crispin comma
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tantalising wet wipe ghost sothic cycles buttered toast beowulf & cantaloupes reinforcements lost en route ~ inner-schisms how d'you do? paradoxes foxes too badgers - badges ramparts - rampant same again please phantom tangents ...
butteries batteries
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butteries batteries by ludwig van jenkins
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i need to recharge my butteries by that i mean batteries i.e exacturrly i'm f*ckin' nackered me ...
an excuse
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an excuse by nef84ht74wh99.563219p
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radioactive hairy palms pontefract cakes car alarms save the badger raise the vague help us lord golf sale this way ~ neolithic bicycle spokes trampolinists shite on toast bloody werewolves nemesis - fate good evening all & sorry i'm late ...
weasel pox versus shite toast
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weasel pox versus shite toast by some tosser or other
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stroke my chin eat more peas bless you jesus a christ-like sneeze thank you brain come back soon let's get drunk & then steal the moon smoke my whim eat less dust & never trust the national trust save the owls bring back then plus up the odd fuck off the end ...
fluent flemish
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fluent flemish by cardinal colin hopscotch
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beyond that nasty accident well many-a-thing changed involving the green wheelbarrow some stuff got rearranged why like i speak in flemish now quite fluently - how strange is this all my coma still odd magic or the brain ( ? ) ...
there the pastry folk dwell
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there the pastry folk dwell by so far today just tea & look what happens anyway …
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under earth's fragile crust well there is no hell but the planet is hollow there the pastry folk dwell it's a secret society / pastry based race their bodies skin is choux shortcrust is their head / face so ignore modern science with its gobshite shite lies coz it's more jules verne meets some pasties & pies their capital's flanballah it's a quiche meets citadel it's breath taking in springtime there the pastry folk dwell ...
pick a word
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pick a word by dick shunree
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pick a word any word other than basalt or ptarmigan or demagogue or demigod or asphalt or werewolf or ionised or caterwaul or bursar or pantaloons or pantomime or twig or inertia or flapjack or incubate or masticate or shrine or dwindling or dawdling ( but all the above are mine ) ...
good morn thing britain
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good morn thing britain by gareth photosynthesis
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good morn thing britain i'm wearing mittens you're sunny in places yet some galey traces with grey in between your hills are still green & bonfire smoke's yonder it's sunday you tosser the kettle is calling the telly is boring i blame the phoenicians the black hand & titian as certain as swanky's the same thing as wanky the rest we forget - is this a poem yet ( ? ) ...
barn on fire
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barn on fire by samuel pontypandy
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somewhere there's a barn on fire out there somewhere not this damp valley - its river, its mire but somewhere out there no smoke can be seen, no billows climbing higher yet out there somewhere yes always somewhere there's a barn on fire out there take care ( x ) ...
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