A Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door
I know it's immature
but Phuket
I had to ask
'Call y'sen a Jehovah's Witness do you eh pal,
go on then, spill them beans
where's d'you see 'im last?'

(well)

'Last seen go karting
just outside Barking,
via Sainsburys
where he bought a bottle of water & some cheese'
(cheese & wine - classic combo)

'We've since had reports
of an unconfirmed sighting,
that he's dangling his legs
off Frogget Edge
which is fairly plausible
cos he's dead keen on hiking'

'It's yet to be validated
but don't worry - we'll keep you informed,
cos you can always rely on your local Jehovah's witness
to tell you what's what
from the happy-to-be-disturbed comfort
of your own front door'

What a lovely bunch...