have you ever been harangued in regards to meringues ( ? ) & when the diatribe's finally over you despise pavlova ( ? ) ( just wondering ) ( ? ) ...
have you ever been harangued in regards to meringues ( ? ) & when the diatribe's finally over you despise pavlova ( ? ) ( just wondering ) ( ? ) ...
tutankhamun ( a while ago ) the little matchstick john the baptist dodi fayed dodo are all quite dead yet stuff still thrives it's wobbly in places but july's alive ...
les queried the length of a country mile so les set out on foot through field - o'er stile until les could know as no figure exists that was twelve years ago we've not seen him since ...
siegfried & vidal sassoon were separated at birth one did shampoo one wrote of war's horrors then hunted foxes ( ? ) via time travel & a mire of paradoxes ( ssshh ) ...
the age of dust inevitably beckons every fleeting precious second brings us closer swings their way dust thrives on time born of decay it spreads from old books unloved lofts neglected hay barns ghostly wafts of sunday stuff our musty past once thought long gone now back at last ...
they're flipping ticking riddles like a stringy piece of rope how long? that varies though the fickle so-&-sos yes they're unknown factor bastards with a mind of their own but attention spans they know when it's time to go ...
sometimes i wonder who's the greatest monger among the many mongers everywhere ( ? ) maybe it's cheese, fish, iron or war but then again yes there's always scare ...
elevenses at half ten - in the morning & from now on the phone book belongs in the fridge shoelaces should remain untied - at all times & horseshoes & rabbit's feet are effectively obsolete ( push it ) ...
gravy trains yes trains of gravy saucy stuff them saucy savoury wait at the station platform 3 'all aboard' & the rest is easy ...
the incredible-flexible poem this poem is gymnastic the incredible-flexible poem octopus-esque elastic the incredible-flexible poem stretchy stretchy fantastic the incredible-flexible poem oh, shittabrick i've snapped it ...