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excuse me, i’m a poet by tom tarpaulin
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excuse me, i'm a poet yes poet coming through we love all the pointless things as that's what poets do excuse me, i'm a poet & poets can jump queues then get special discounts coz we're not plebs like you excuse me, i'm a poet behold my mighty pen all my friends are poets i don't have any friends excuse me, i'm a poet this gift is a godsend destined to bore so blame the lord until my fitting end thank you ...
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good morn thing britain by gareth photosynthesis
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good morn thing britain i'm wearing mittens you're sunny in places yet some galey traces with grey in between your hills are still green & bonfire smoke's yonder it's sunday you tosser the kettle is calling the telly is boring i blame the phoenicians the black hand & titian as certain as swanky's the same thing as wanky the rest we forget - is this a poem yet ( ? ) ...
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oh bollocks ( ! ) by saint nfuejfu*ejifny8gf k.7 of no fixed abode
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i ate some peas & now i'm cursed i ate some peas yet should have first performed the magic umm pea dance so all is doomed i've shat my pants ...
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barn on fire by samuel pontypandy
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somewhere there's a barn on fire out there somewhere not this damp valley - its river, its mire but somewhere out there no smoke can be seen, no billows climbing higher yet out there somewhere yes always somewhere there's a barn on fire out there take care ( x ) ...
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what’s not in a name by today’s contribution to the world of thought
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what's not in a name no - only the a the rest aint the same what's not in a name ...
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rhyme tennis by tara the daymare aka mrs t aka tarz
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tree - flea
scree - quay
pea - tea
thee - she
we - ski
free - see
tree - repetition
game, set & match
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dear constipation diary by fhbeufwygdasdh
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it was twelve years ( last tuesday ) dear constipation diary this morn i saw an accident i'm glad it wasn't me it involved a mobile library yes reading can be lethal the bowels did nowt yet undeterred oh one day a truly great turd shall emerge ...
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floaty ghosts yvette ing-process
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floaty ghosts restless hauntings momentum springtime a crocus restless no focus cheese rolling multi-plug cobwebs delusions am i florence nightingale? maybe confusion are you isaac newton? momentum & hauntings late spring midwinter potholing is daunting from pheasant to peasant from pauper to crown atishoo atishoo we all fall down ...
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stand back when they’re crumbling by juan koff
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stand back when they're crumbling kismat kismet descent stand back karma cashback crumbling descent stand back kinetically challenged challenges crumbling stand back pyrrhic descent intent crumbling the coffee morning's cancelled industrial action bullshit tumbling kismet intent weasel whines poltergeists intensity crumbling descent stand back fumbling density this is not tea at 3 in the afternoon challenges police cars bullshit cashback kinetically stand back harvests scarecrows cycles tumbling intent scarecrows descent pyrrhic cashback tumbling stand back when they're crumbling ...
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sponsorless by gbgwdmonxjshfcsdywbehnmmmn
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this poem isn't sponsored by taylor's yorkshire tea, cadbury dairy milk or babybel cheese, silver swan slims or scrumpy jack cider, w.i calendars, the hadron collider & this poem isn't sponsored by petplace poop scoops, reebok trainers, kellog's honey loops, glenmorangie, any pens or mr kipling's cakes but if you're out there & you're reading this i'm ready to negotiate ( x ) ...
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