patrick webber

made it up in the bath

then later told alexander handstand

for a laugh


now alexander handstand

is a gullible soul

which aint in any dictionary

yes on the bollocks rolled


so alexander handstand

nattered with that denise quiche

who contacted the tabloid press

then in due course - police


thence the tabloid press went shit-ape

oh those vultures often do

as we're all innocent

until guilty or near enough

but everyone knew thus it must be true

...





(the end)