…
my only friends are
rosy cheeked midget men
fishing by the garden pond
hoping that a goldfish
will tickle their tackle
…
…
my only friends are
rosy cheeked midget men
fishing by the garden pond
hoping that a goldfish
will tickle their tackle
…
…
black velcro crows
yes, it’s one of those
stuck on the sky
lost in my true
highness of the welkin
fridge magnet alphabet
cotton wool water
rubbing like balloons
look at those weirdos
floating in sweet blueness
we’re upon the meadows
over earthly clover
in medieval hoodies
longer than a raincoat
not the latest smear
steering clear of drizzle
gawping for britannia
mooning with the moon
this is how the clouds grey
but mayfly live forever
gulliver’s ghost
is a bright white pigeon
nature is my second
cousin twice removed
…
…
inserting turnips
where the sun don’t stroke
sack the t.v chef
guillotine the d.j
chastise the m.p
rage at the bots
the what’s & the not’s
the lollipop lady
that eats her own roadkill
twisting frilly knickers
y-fronts & what the fuck’s
gasping pantomimes
the a.i e-thot
that ran out of code
so the cloud devoured her
read all around it
the pilchard poet
that wore odd socks again
dot them dots then
droning like a chainsaw
whispering foghorns
huffing all morning
twatting all the mirrors
steaming ’til evening
…
…
the pebble in your left
orthopaedic shoe
& rain last tuesday
a certain afterglow
in the sunset’s curtains
when we both squint
plus the cataracts
in the glass eyes
of the blind mortician
or the sparrows nesting
in the west wing
of the matron’s beard
the gnomes in the garden
that wink when we blink
perfectly in sync
like the lipstick smeared
on the vestigal nipple
of the bishop’s catamite
are all redder
than a blushing herring
square one beckons us back
…
…
five pints of thin air
two snark eggs
sugar-free sugar
salt-free salt
invisible flour
fat-free lard
four straws for clutching
half an ounce of nada
nut-free marzipan
ten spoons of mist
gluten-free gluten
three hen’s teeth
& a great imagination
…
…
the butler never did it
they railroaded him too
those sneaky widwits
the typewriter botherers
as whodunnit authors
are yet more rotten apples
& just as bent as coppers
or those limbo dancing hunchbacks
who loiter in the gents
toilet in the park
every friday luchtime
…
…
unscattered ashes
catch the last drift home
bones unbroken
all’s unaching
nor a restless tingle
when breakfast calls
take another gulp
swallow like a summer
while the tealights dance
dunce in the mist
nouns becoming verbs
shine like the plough
pow & kerblam
power nap slang man
index left
cleft fist this
voles, vowels & barn owls
scanning your barcode
say cheese & sneeze
odin sesame
dawn chorus horus
…
…
for all the rice in china
& the teachers sniffing glue
for all the burp in pardon
& the sneeze in atishoo
for all the fish in finland
& the zebras in the zoo
for all the gnomes in gardens
& the domes in xanadu
for all the sage in derby
& the waves upon the sea
for all the haze in maybe
& the mist in mystery
for all the crook in coppers
& the madness of cuckoo
for all the tarts in bakewell
& for all their pastries too
…
( author notes )
for those that don’t know
bakewell is a town in the derbyshire dales
& a sweet tart – called a bakewell tart
comes from there too
plus sage derby is a cheese
but i’m not a fan of poets
explaining everything in their author notes
so let’s leave it there
…
~
he of brighter bicycles ( selcycib rethgirb fo eh )
…
i’m a breathing pantomime
sings the scribbled ink
with some super glue
stick a pube or two
he of brighter bicycles
an easter egregore
all is throbbing thickets
& toads upon toadstools
rabbits not rubble
the catch is in the double
trembles of treble
as hares box the air
hespero & i
wandered of a morning
on the road of romans
quarrymen & drovers
time is like a light
in the dim of thought
nought is but an egg
scrambling the smeg
weaver of before
in the mirror – rayed
‘fore the dawn’s middle eight
& chorus to fade
…
~
nonsense talk ( some truths as poem )
…
i love it when they say oh-kay ooh look - a bird - is that the time? i really must be on my way enjoy your simple, little mind there's gubbins blowing in the wind such bollocks on the syllabus it's good to question everything you're full of shit like sisyphus it's good to fuck about - it is consider march - its boxing hares yes magic's real like boring pricks i'm on the ground & in the air reality's insanity so all or nothing's nonsense here my other selves also agree we're vetting too please disappear ...