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rhyme tennis by tara the daymare aka mrs t aka tarz
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tree - flea
scree - quay
pea - tea
thee - she
we - ski
free - see
tree - repetition
game, set & match
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dear constipation diary
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dear constipation diary by fhbeufwygdasdh
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it was twelve years ( last tuesday ) dear constipation diary this morn i saw an accident i'm glad it wasn't me it involved a mobile library yes reading can be lethal the bowels did nowt yet undeterred oh one day a truly great turd shall emerge ...
floaty ghosts
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floaty ghosts yvette ing-process
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floaty ghosts restless hauntings momentum springtime a crocus restless no focus cheese rolling multi-plug cobwebs delusions am i florence nightingale? maybe confusion are you isaac newton? momentum & hauntings late spring midwinter potholing is daunting from pheasant to peasant from pauper to crown atishoo atishoo we all fall down ...
stand back when they’re crumbling
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stand back when they’re crumbling by juan koff
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stand back when they're crumbling kismat kismet descent stand back karma cashback crumbling descent stand back kinetically challenged challenges crumbling stand back pyrrhic descent intent crumbling the coffee morning's cancelled industrial action bullshit tumbling kismet intent weasel whines poltergeists intensity crumbling descent stand back fumbling density this is not tea at 3 in the afternoon challenges police cars bullshit cashback kinetically stand back harvests scarecrows cycles tumbling intent scarecrows descent pyrrhic cashback tumbling stand back when they're crumbling ...
sponsorless
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sponsorless by gbgwdmonxjshfcsdywbehnmmmn
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this poem isn't sponsored by taylor's yorkshire tea, cadbury dairy milk or babybel cheese, silver swan slims or scrumpy jack cider, w.i calendars, the hadron collider & this poem isn't sponsored by petplace poop scoops, reebok trainers, kellog's honey loops, glenmorangie, any pens or mr kipling's cakes but if you're out there & you're reading this i'm ready to negotiate ( x ) ...
the key is catchphrases
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the key is catchphrases by roy walker’s secret bastard lovechild
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i think the key is catchphrases we all need one o' them 'order order' says the judge the vicar says 'amen' 'geddoff moy land' cries farmer giles & then we duly flee so get one that's yours if you want to open doors catchphrases are the key ...
dear christmas,
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dear christmas, by gavin nosedive
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dear christmas, it's mid-august now & i've just been out walking when i saw a fat cow grazing so i thought of you up there in xmas-land scheming as you do dear christmas, it's mid-august here 2 thirdsish of the year has disappeared so you'll soon be back with your evil money traps your bleak commercial shat fuck off you festive twat ( x ) ...
on the rugz
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on the rugz by patricia yawn
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yeah we're on the rugz coz rugz are cool ignore all that anti-rug bullshit from school you've been misinformed rebel from this norm granted they're moreish but they're comfy & warm ...
a brief worry about something (or other)
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a brief worry about something (or other) by anthony histamine
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the clouds are at their blackest is this the end of times? dark like money with its skyscrapered shrines the cows stand defiantly as bollocks quells the mind jesus in a nightie an inevitable decline the clouds are at their blackest will voles take control now? someone's left their iron on there's panic in the town i blame the state the church & the crown nah wait - it's just rain now it's pissin' it down ( x ) ...
ssh, wheatfield
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ssh, wheatfield by suzannah skylark
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remain wary & discreet
when in the presence of the wheat
as there may be no one here
but these fields they have ears
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