~
yet in eleven ( nevele ni tey )
…
grapevines
violins
voodoo
blu tack
blackbirds
bursaries
mermaids
myrmidons
myrtle
meteoric
murmurations
…
~
yet in eleven ( nevele ni tey )
…
grapevines
violins
voodoo
blu tack
blackbirds
bursaries
mermaids
myrmidons
myrtle
meteoric
murmurations
…
~
s o l s t i c e ( e c i t s l o s )
…
s outhern or northernmost
sun on a seesaw
o nce the up is down
or the down is up
l ower than an earthworm
lofty like a goshawk
s pot the burning ball
scramble up a hillock
t ry & lick its chin
tickle both its elbows
i n a heavy coat
in a light t-shirt
c amera in hand
catch the sinking rise
e quinox in three months
eggs in a circle
…
~
the stuff of sunday afternoon ( noonretfa yadnus fo ffuts eht )
…
sweep the backyard
humming kumbaya
with a wooden brush
or a broom shaped branch
in the potting shed
tinker with your death ray
suck a murray mint
eat a sweet satsuma
hide from curtain twitchers
twisted like their knickers
win another stare-off
with a gawpy garden gnome
pause for a coffee
a sneezy & a burp
read the paper’s headlines
chuckle at the doom porn
laughing as the normalzzz
bask in mask psychosis
them of s & m’s whip
true ghoul fodder
draw a snoring stickman
scribble in a notepad
plod beside the river
under scrumpled sheets of mizzle
…
~
actual pan sexual ( lauxes nap lautca )
…
he of hoofs ‘n’ horns
pan, the green man goosing nymphs
rutting in the woods
…
( author notes )
dear attention seeking brats / rainbow gestapo
this is not shit-posting
just some harmless wordplay
so calm down
…
~
yet sweats ( staews tey )
…
shotgun wedding cake
rehydrated hyenas
red herring pizza
…
~
& the answers are … ( … era srewsna eht & )
…
bagpipes
seventeen
proxima centauri
custard creams
george the third
wednesday evening
fifty three
milk of magnesia
spider island
onion sauce
the keiper belt
pythagoras
anne boelyn
twenty four
toblerone
catalepsy
stylophones
photosynthesis
bratislava
artichoke hearts
…
~
we made the moon ( noom eht edam ew )
…
we lit the sun
with matches & straw
on whitsun
eighteen eighty four
my, what a sight
flaming ball of light
a lantern
after shafts of night
we peed the seas
mixing pop with tea
& coffee
– a cacophony
’til oceans flowed
where land disappeared
sages swear
stroking floating beards
we made the moon
with cheeses & glue
in april
nineteen ninety two
probably the first
before midday
that was all us
– or so we like to say
…
~
p o e t ( t e o p )
…
plodder of endless towpaths
potter of earthen tongues
planner of escape tunnels
photographer of extra-terrestrials
priest of ectoplasmic toss
plunderer of easter’s treasure
polisher of erotic turnips
pupae of epiphany’s tulpas
pilot of evening’s thunderstorms
postman of exotic twaddle
piper of elfin tunes
painter of etheral tripe
…
~
couplets runneth over ( revo htennur stelpuoc )
…
scribble piffle pen
peck a rubber hen
pick a pepper pot
hare the ware’s of what
where the air is green
bouncing like a bean
sound in endless daze
chasing laser rays
buzzing in the night
bee the speed of light
badger up a hill
with a feathered quill
bother all the crows
fill the blanks of prose
prance a wanker dance
hornets in y’ pants
pantomime away
in the pissing grey
’til the circuit’s juiced
as the normalzzz boost
knickers in a spin?
– lick minerva’s chin
scribble piffle pen
peck a rubber hen
…
~
those effing cryptic crossword clues ( seulc drowssorc citpyrc gniffe esoht )
…
when the sun is wet
while the piper’s elbows glow
kiss a welsh welder
candlelit picnic
mice on planet mercury
weep beneath a bridge
can the vicar sneeze?
easter in an evening dress?
perhaps a black dog?
pickled shepherdess
lizard in uncle’s rectum
rumplestiltskin’s chin
…