Poetry

summer expects

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summer expects  (  a  l i s t  – p o e m  )

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war with hornets, wasps & wankers

scoops in cornets, souper glue

bee the breezes, hover wafting

pollen sneezes, bits of blue


green & others, pebbles skimming

rivers flowing, stones in shoes

gonorrhea on a mission

on the pier - me & ewe


nettles stinging - quips the vicar

wickets stickin' - as you do

elderflowers bloom on buses

on the pier - me & ewe


betty swollocks, cheesy bullocks

twats in hatchbacks, herpes too

singing crickets, autumn calling

from the thicket, sporing through

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grammar spanner sandwiches

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grammar spanner sandwiches  (  a  p o e m  )

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adder ladder additives

bladders piss the parishes

bumbles buzz the mumble bee

beaver tracks & damages


badger blabber bandages

chatter chips the chaffinches

ninjas chin the spindle tree

chittery & chalices


splatter speckle canvasses

salad tongues the languages

seven seas the lemon tea

scatter legs & passages


bramble breakfast radishes

dangle hang the cabbages

scramble eggs the estuary

river cats & catalysts


stagger faster strategists

smatter cats the satirists

otter wins the lottery

podded peas & palaces


grammar spanner sandwiches

toodle ooze the carriages

simper moons the symphony

mistily - & vanishes

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whistles whisp in woodland

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whistles whisp in woodland  (  a  p o e t r y  )

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operas rock in copses

blossom hops the fleas

badgers bat the backspin

jangle jogs of keys


chatters chirp in churches

knelling as the bees

dance on bastard blebells

in a scree of peas


buzzards hum on hilltops

numbers whale the leas

reeling as a sailor

on the lemon seas


whistles whisp in woodland

spin amongst the trees

fizzle in the ferns then

bubble on a breeze

( ? )

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joan of arc toenails

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joan of arc toenails  (  a  f u c k i n g  l i s t  s o n g  )

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joan of arc toenails

cream cheese juggernaut

hip flask cigarette

lip gloss goggle-box


solomon mung beans

anthill anoraks

mole hole dragon snap

breadcrumb peasant buoy


rameses spring lamb

cat claw claudius

day-glow bungalow

sun tzu kitchenette


pleiades peashoot

sea salt pillory

jam jar jamboree

joan of arc toenails

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ampersands & caravans

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ampersands & caravans  (  a   p o e t r y  )

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helicopter hovercraft

melons in the lemonade

omnivorous orchestra

secatuers & centigrade


exorcism exosphere

chinkles in the kitchen sink

diabetic vibraphone

kitten spit & pigeon's ink


television ziggurat

turtle in the butterfly

capercaillie cable car

double dust & flutter by


murmuration michealmas

manga in the anagrams

map a magic's marmalade

ampersands & caravans

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passengers in paper planes

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passengers in paper planes  (  1 1 2  s y l l a b l e  r e a d  )

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scrawl aboard - the captain calls

scribbles on a holiday

cattle in a folded sheet

fingers slip & up away


origami metal bird

chocs wahey! & toodleooh

ants below are ants below

aether is ceiling's blue


hobble whirrs of turbulence

slipping on a butter breeze

wobble as a hoverfly

feet above the rugged seas


passengers in paper planes

flying through the living room

darting to the carpet then

crashing with a silent boom

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blather nuts & dust in may

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blather nuts & dust in may  (  a  p o e m  f o r  t h e  m o t h  o f  t h e  m o n t h  )

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cattle prods & castaway

badger dancer cabaret

sniffles in the garden nose

roses glow as hoses spray


gargle on & thatterway

natter ladder saturday

slithering in adder socks

otters hop as osses neigh


seasonally & penguins sleigh

triggering the manta ray

breezes weave a whistling

ribbons imp the maiden day


morris men & branches sway

holographic holiday

tingle spindle ninja spine

shining as the rising hay


pasture grass & potter's clay

scribbles in a squirrel's drey

laughing gas as chaffinches

chatters chin the passageway


taurus turns & snores away

lemon sky's the water's way

gemini's the scatter-rush

blather nuts & dust in may

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world whirr 5

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world whirr 5  ( a  p o e t r y  )

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cloud-shroud balladeer

brontosaurus broccoli

cowpat caravan


goldfinch weather map

sugar snap pea shepherdess

stoat throat-singalong


goshawk gathering

mother earth & morris men

bus pass brussel sprouts


ten squid tentacles

anchors of a wanker war

quarter past wednesday

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dipping sheet

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dipping sheet  (  r h y m e s  f o r  y o u r  m i n d  )

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bonce upon a bog of peat

heather beds the trundle's sleet

polka dotted otter socks

shuffle sun & sugar beet


barble birr as tossers tweet

thunder tongues in jumble's heat

gibber jerks the chickenpox

carrot tops & parakeets


fingers burr a buttered beat

custard skins the syrup suite

circles of the spotted dots

spheres of ears & whirrs of wheat


spinning plates as weasels eat

waving in the mead 'n' greet

jotters of the padded locks

gibber stream & river sweet


natters on a nutter seat

scatters of the pasture's bleat

inking six & ticking clocks

seven seas a phantom fleet


patters dance on cobbled streets

shepherd shims in skidding feet

singing songs of watt the flock

pissing ink & dipping sheet

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