birthday cake beacons
christingle lanterns
waxen dinner lights
lit wick christenings
brightening the night
flaming moth magnets
drippy torches or
plasma dance floors
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birthday cake beacons
christingle lanterns
waxen dinner lights
lit wick christenings
brightening the night
flaming moth magnets
drippy torches or
plasma dance floors
…
if you were a bus
i’d sit on your back seat
& rest my weary arse cheeks
but i’d rather you sat on me
i’d gaze out of your window
in between crossword clues
& see the town vanish
the grey becoming green
it’s leafier each blink
as blue rinsed biddies natter
on what to have for tea
& who should win strictly
i’d ride within your frame
& test your braking speed
the tyres & suspension
like a proper fuckin’ wrong’un
who should be on a register
& tagged for good measure
we would sweat in august
but warm a dark december
on the long road home
in the evening’s golden gloam
& then i’d ring your bell
when our stop approaches
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pouches of air
where we keep our keys
in the land of jangles
as we plod along songs
almost tambourines
rhythm in our jeans
sewn on three sides
stitched up like a kipper
folded like space-time
a universe within – with
a scrumpled notebook
perhaps a snotty tissue
a fifty p piece
with the dead queen’s head
a leaky fountain pen
– polo mints for ponies
& friendly rocking horses
the ones that don’t bite
or our hands when nippy
( poor man’s gloves )
shudder on our way
charting parts unknown
in our tool cagoules
& our wanker anoraks
…
after all the conkers fell
in the dingles of the dell
then the squirrels ran away
snuggled up within their drey
see the branches bearing all
like a painter strips a wall
while the sunken sun is bright
in between the frozen night’s
frosted fingers frisking us
in the absence of a buzz
from a single bumblebee
or a butterfly t’see
autumn’s glory left alone
crackles on the telephone
winter calling – there’s the twat
grab some gloves ‘n’ wear a hat
…
when my charbydis
spins in spirals – life is bliss
then the plughole glugs
…
…
stroke the dogwood
soon tomorrow droops
so tuesday’s drizzle
soaks thor’s doorknob
saturn twirls dervishly
see týr disappear
since teatime died
satan torpedoes dagon
singing turnip ditties
sucking turpin’s dick
stand then deliver
sweat twenty droplets
suddenly tumbleweed dances
september tickles december
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pavements, plates, walls
cups, mugs
or eggshells
…
…
some hills were mole hills
when the moles were bigger
when the eyes of crickets
were the size of cricket balls
we were titans then
even the midgets & pygmies
britain was tropical – humid
yet no one drove an s.u.v
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a niseed annals
anoraks aplenty
u ndead unicorns
ubiquitous umbrellas
t offee apple teeth
ten thousand owls
u pland under umbra
unsung uncles
m izzle misted mondays
moribund maples
n osedive novelties
net-zero nob’eads
a ntlered apparitions
adders asleep
l izards & lillies
luminescent limboland
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…
soldier dip holders
for runny yolk folks
poultry ovum goblets
a shell for a shell
chicken period chalices
cackleberry vessels
chuck roe mugs
humpty dumpty cannikins
poussin spawn containers
nursing earth-shaped offerings
or easter beakers
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