badger man or bust

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badger man or bust  (  tsub ro nam regdab  )






badger man or bust

our man on planet pantomime

aladdin rubs his lamp

as jack plants majick beans


& peter pan is pan

dick whittington is still a dick

& all the crows are owls

within these leafy bowels


the stage is sett again

& so we leave the forest soon

remoaners groaning yet

the stoats have voted so


as janus slams a door

& claude is on the piss once more

as sure as fungus spores

& fire is our friend


but all this sport is war

a warble on a wonky breeze

& all the wars are sports

as flies to wanton tossers


the queen's a lizard bitch

the law's an ass - enforced by rats

the woodland's run by weasels

but badger man or bust

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of loosened screws

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of loosened screws  (  swercs denesool fo  )





spin the mist of winter's snooze

bobbing with the robin red

seek the green of mutant blues


underling the ups of trees

float with stoats in chemist coats

warble forth upon the leas


slide the ice of avenues

almanac in anoraks

scaling dales & tasting views


hark, the ninja turtle doves

suck the dusk of butterscotch

tartan scarf & hands in gloves


fingers slip & breezes bruise

bubble in the rubble's broth

frozen peas & snookered cues


catch a drift & so the snow

drops a crystal christening

badger on & swan we glow


song's the sing of loosened screws

salad of the sputterings

ants in pants & shrews in shoes


spin's the span of saturn's rings

dance the dive of man alive

( gone until the blossom springs )


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fourth & back

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fourth & back  (  kcab & htruof  )





dogwood

double duck

diplodocus dawn


frogs doze

winter springs

'til the crocus yawn


so crow

undertow

pickle pencil case


pin prick

overflow

snail the dales & chase


sunk sun

feathered friend

scatter avenue


pen then

pebble dash

scratch the black of blue


one, two

thunder crack

under crawling rain


three flee

fourth & back

fifth & sixth again

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robins shat on bobble hats

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robins shat on bobble hats  (  stah elbbob no tahs snibor  )







bats & twats in santa hats

as hark, a choir sings

songs of y'olden partridges

the gold of saturn's rings


spins again & face the beige

with cheeks a shade of rash

candlelight is catching moths

& shops are eating cash


bumble bee the beaver hats

& pale's the winter hare

morris men are knelling bells

the end is in the air


whale the spinning milking maids

a carol catches on

as a spot of chickenpox

& yonder hymns a swan


scattered frost but faux's the snow

as white as cotton socks

wank is all the wireless snores

& shite is on the box


tinsel tossers on the piss

as doves above relieve

robins shat on bobble hats

- it must be christmas eve

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porridge poem

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porridge poem  (  meop egdirrop  )





grain of the quakers, the crofters & me


tossers ( of cabers ) - the caledonii


winter is whipping a storm on the sea


sweeten with sugar, a splodge of honey


milk of the almond, the thistle or goat


warming december - the meal of the oat


bowls for the golden, a grizzly or three


breakfast for supper & porridge for tea


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