if everyone caught the bus there'd definitely be less fuss there'd be less traffic of an afternoon or morn packed in like pilchards fucking swearing - honking horns if everyone caught the bus & not just strange people like us Mother Earth would be cleaner & greener all luscious but we'd need more bus routes & a shit load more buses ...
Art
barns can’t dance
barns can't dance or even vaguely prance most fidgety folk don't have ants in their pants or barns in their pants or ants in their barn ...
on the binge
the kids nowadays are drinkin' binge i read then tutted in the paper such a terrible thing we didn't have this binge drink when i were a lad & it seems completely evil so beware the binge - binge bad ...
campanology?
campanology? now that rings a bell ...
when stuart discovered he was a hologram-stuart
when stuart discovered he was a hologram-stuart he felt a strange sense of relief 'this will explain why i always look the same, never get hungry or feel the need for sleep' when stuart discovered he was a hologram-stuart he felt a strange sense of pride as 'not everyone's a conscious light-based entity but what have they done with the human me & why' ( ? ) ...
the old lady with an oddly shaped face
there was an old lady with an oddly shaped face some say she came from cannock chase that bit's up for debate some say she came from eastern thrace mongolia - estonia or maybe outer-space but she was definitely old ... ( author nodes; limericks are a wanker to write i tried ... )
home thoughts from home
home isn't where the heart is that's actually the chest no home is where we sleep or at the very least rest home is for our laundry days & each morning a shit but if it's not ready just write a shite poem same thing really ( that's it ) x ...
an even poem
good evensong good evendance good eventide an even chance good evening all even stevens agree yes we get there even tually ...
mange tout, brute?
i love silence silence is golden & i love mange tout but i couldn't eat a whole one ...
sale now on
sale now on so all items are reduced yes there are bargains aplenty if you're price-cognoscenti sale now on no receipts or guarantees no refunds & strictly cash everything must go - but no questions asked ...