on the agar man

~

on the agar man  (  s o m e  a n a g r a m  s t u f f  )



steel be in beetles & rates crack in racetracks

eat less in teasels & fame sacks in face masks

clerics in circles

& lubbers in burbles

eels end in needles & yaks chat in haystacks

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otterhounds

~

otterhounds  (  a  p o e t r y  )



babble bubble battlegrounds

puddle rubble tatter towns

speckle ember embryos

river ripple triple crowns


sulphur vulture ultrasounds

vernel kernel turnarounds

stolen swollen nozzle nose

mortar snorter water drowns


tussock stomach sunken mounds

spindle drunken double downs

thunder thimble undertows

ninja squinter winter pounds


lemon leper proper nouns

pepper squatter opera gowns

stumble mumble domninoes

fodder fumble otterhounds

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another ruddy sunday poem

~

another ruddy sunday poem  (  a  r o n s e a l  t i t l e  )



chocolate, sockets, turpentine & wine

chunder dogs the pavement cracks

pockets, lockets, table twine & twine

thunder frogs the drayman's scraps


puddles, paddles, barrel axe & spells

bubmble whips the glugs o' tea

bubbles, battles, cattle tracks & bells

jumble mugs the spindle tree


cartons, clippers, riverbank & flow

tartan paints the garden shed

carbon, knickers, stickleback & blow

marmalade - the farmer shred


otters, dribbles, tentacles & eyes

scribbles hymn the laser's gun

potters, piddles, sentinels & skies

wriggles ink the daze of sun

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down dale

~

down dale  (  a  p o e m  s t r o k e  s o n g  )



heather & weather

a vat in the view

mirrors mist mizzle on moors,

pheasants & peasants

a rat in the shrew

puddles mud fuddles on tors


hillocks & pillocks

a hare in the chill

mackerels wreak haddock at heights,

apples & battles

a pear in the swill

bantams snare phantoms at nights


ruffles & truffles

a stoat in the coat

muffles mud scuffles up slopes,

adders & ladders

a gnat in the goat

squirrels spit riddles up oaks


hoodlums & woodlands

a glade in the glen

squinter squits drizzle then sings,

weasel & teasel

a page in the pen

portals pore water then wings


dingles & shingles

a step in the spring

kettles sing nettles of braes,

quivers & rivers

a spin in the sing

feathers fleck speckles of daze


wizards & blizzards

a thorn in the stride

tangles spat brambles in me,

echoes & yellows

a hedge in the mind

evergreen bees in the lea

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s h r e w s

~

s h r e w s  (  s o m e  p o e m  o r  o t h e r  )



s onic sister sun sorbet

sabre sailor straightaway


h osta hobble hideaway

hooded hyphen holiday


r undle rubble ricochet

ruffle roses runaway


e asel eagle émigré

echo elbow everyday


w icket warble watwerway

whippet wrestle wren wednesday


s ilver sausage saturday

solar saucer stowaway

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focus crocus

~

focus crocus  (  a  f u c k i n ‘ p o e m  )



swans upon a maritime

winter songs & bombardiers

tingles in the fingertips

canters on & cavaliers


midas in the minus signs

mutant ears & mutineers

fission in the fish 'n' chips

saddle wax & souvenirs


serpents in the serpentine

liquorice & lunar years

attics in the lunatics

apple pips & racketeers


farmers in the frankenstein

garden sheds & belvederes

dangles in the candlesticks

bits of lists & brigadiers


bubbles in the battle line

leather clogs & gondoliers

squinter in the intermix

fiddlesticks & middle ears


water in the summer wine

ninja kicks & ginger blear

mortar in the building bricks

fester in the yesteryear


lepers in the lemon thyme

fisheries & fiscal years

supper in the scuppered ships

needles in the stratosphere


pants upon a pantomime

stagger on & volunteers

badgers in the bag o'tricks

babble on & persevere

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pigeons in holes

~

pigeons in holes  (  t h e  p o e m  )




badgers in gaps & bats in babbles

battles in scraps with ants in pants

ladders the asp that bit the apple

rabble's the rants & flap's dance


teasels in wheeze & fleas in weasels

measles in bumps & mumps in scrapes

easel's the crane that frames the eagle

scupper's the breeze & scrape's the apes


phantoms in hands & bands in marches

carpets in flight with pigs in spins

cannon's the kite that strikes the arches

fathom's the nail & tail's the pin


pigeons in holes & voles in pockets

squinter in lieu with shrews in shoes

whisper's the mole that stole the docket

simmer's the fog & hob's the spew

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