there the pastry folk dwell

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there the pastry folk dwell by so far today just tea & look what happens anyway …

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under earth's fragile crust

well there is no hell

but the planet is hollow

there the pastry folk dwell


it's a secret society

/ pastry based race

their bodies skin is choux

shortcrust is their head / face


so ignore modern science

with its gobshite shite lies

coz it's more jules verne

meets some pasties & pies


their capital's flanballah

it's a quiche meets citadel

it's breath taking in springtime

there the pastry folk dwell

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treat yourself

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treat yourself  by egg fried ricin 

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you should treat yourself

& clad your shed

prescribe yourself cider

& drill holes in your head


next buy that shell suit

from yon charity shop

they'll breeze back into trend soon

then they'll be worth a lot


you should treat yourself

so grab a twig off a tree

take said little branch home

then call it steve & make it tea


take plenty of rest

as you don't need a rest permit

explore le monde du fromage

treat yourself - yeah

you deserve it

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