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fergus in the ferns
frolics with francesca
furtively fumbles
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fergus in the ferns
frolics with francesca
furtively fumbles
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scribbled sequentially
in a rusty cable car
halfway in between
the valley & the mountain
apart from verse six
which was borrowed from a dream
that your country cousin had
about your uncle’s chin
& verses one to five
which a gibbon improvised
on a dirty qwerty keyboard
from the centuries turn
then verse seven was flinched
verbatim from the back
of a pack of pork scratchings
in nineteen ninety two
then the rest just appeared
on the back doorstep
one frostless morrow
with love from trad-anon
so none at all hails
from my hinterland’s shores
but the english pigeons flinched
the phoenician alphabet
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mozart went to mow
went to mow a meadow
on the moon
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as a nobel prize
winning cryogenicist
– i expected more
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glue a sinking boater
with droopy dead daffodils
& tulips as well
then hyacinth too
so red, green & blue
with yellowing edges
wrapped in blooming blackthorn
a crown from those hedgerows
fit for an archetype
goosegrass from the garden
( which grows sooner each year )
a smear of rabbit shit
a spring lamb’s tail
& their afterbirth as well
a handful of raincloud
a whiff of fallow musk
a purring willow’s catkin
& a shiny splodge of frogspawn
plus a creme egg wedged
in a rubber chicken’s arse
stuck atop the lot
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actually the fifth
beatle was in fact –
peter andre
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though the fat bastard
fasted half the hungry week
while the unsung heroine
modestly sang of her greatness
oh, yet the gobby mime artiste
never fhut the suck up
now the breeze from the south
is colder than a northerly
but the oxymoron seemed
quite bright in conversation
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a letter from
the attic of
your long, lost uncle
a song about
your country cousin’s
chicken casserole
another of those
alt-accounts
( beware the many bots )
the reason why
it’s blue above
& no, not grey today
a diatribe
uncontacted
& ranting in the wilds
dear reader of
each clattering
this isn’t haiku or
an ode to
a pygmy shrew
nor a carrion crow
oh,
even though
it may seem so
sometimes the cuckoo lies
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maverick limerick writer
adds an extra sixth line
penner of great epics
only wrote a paragraph
nonsense verse disperser bought
a gravy train ticket
haiku enthusiast
could explode, say experts
the clout what writes those couplets
learnt to count to three
love sonnet composer
still quilling on the loose
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a funny man walked into
a funny happenstance
on the way to the doctor
– doctor – knock, knock – who’s
there to change a lightbulb
( ? )
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