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a funny man walked into
a funny happenstance
on the way to the doctor
– doctor – knock, knock – who’s
there to change a lightbulb
( ? )
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a funny man walked into
a funny happenstance
on the way to the doctor
– doctor – knock, knock – who’s
there to change a lightbulb
( ? )
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scribbled in the midlands
by a scroat in odd socks
lit by tealight
up before the farmers
read by smoky fishwives
praetorian gardeners
rabid traffic wardens
& seasick oceanographers
at least it’s not the sobbings
of your godmother’s sonnets
or the catatonic purrs
of your long lost uncle’s prose
may contain monkey
nuts & the other
best before last century
peaked in antiquity
i blame the belgians
the gypos & the methodists
sod this for a stare-off
with a freshly painted wall
( huff )
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disappearing here
the light behind the windows
seven pence in shrapnel
a song about an owl
moans the mourning milksop
unaware of cobwebs
poking the moon
with a plastic teaspoon
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lines upon remembering
my second-hand memory
foam mattress & pillow
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another suitcase
inside a suitcase
inside a suitcase
inside a suitcase
inside a suitcase
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feel free to buy me a coffee at
buymeacoffee.com/resarf poetry
i know it’s a bit cheeky
but everyone else is on it already
or buy one of my books on amazon
i have my own page under the name duncan f-m
( thank you )
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then let’s begin
she can snap like
a terrapin
a donkey’s tail
the shirt i wore
is hairy now
a trowel – perhaps
your mouth & me
these little digs
a nettle here
a thistle there
– who’s weeding who?
it’s red ahead
with green unseen
the blue buffoon
is bellend i
both up & down
so winding then
he later wrote
a post-it note
explaining none
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the light inside
beyond stained glass
windows glows &
winter’s wind blows
her bright teeth bite
the seventh was
a pair, those two
so number five
& man alive
it can be this
don’t focus on
the moon within
or come what make
straw manifest
your own nowhere
so don’t go there
o’clock
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un pantalon
velours côtelé
as they’re known in france
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february – then february
fifty p in change, please
late winter sunshine
a glimmer on your shoe
– a crocus or two
february – yes, february
four candles for candlemas
not fork ‘andles
that’s the two ronnies
xanadu ron-ron
february – oh, february
a valentines note
from the munter of my dreams
stroke terrible nightmares
but bugger all from you
february – so february
feathery yet woollen
sweaters sweat atop
of stringy thermal vests – yes
a heather hair shirt
february – cripes, february
a plump jenny wren
is pecking on my fat balls
– all the birds love ’em
( stop making up your own jokes )
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