Poem

Pathos

Pathos
I stay there once,
'shouldn't have gone in July
it was too hot.

The wise old chorus 
they tried to warn me:
'Don't go outside
without you factor 43'
But in an act of hubris essential 
to any tragedy,
I ignored them
& now oh the pain
& oh the agony...

Where’s Jesus?

A Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door
I know it's immature
but Phuket
I had to ask
'Call y'sen a Jehovah's Witness do you eh pal,
go on then, spill them beans
where's d'you see 'im last?'

(well)

'Last seen go karting
just outside Barking,
via Sainsburys
where he bought a bottle of water & some cheese'
(cheese & wine - classic combo)

'We've since had reports
of an unconfirmed sighting,
that he's dangling his legs
off Frogget Edge
which is fairly plausible
cos he's dead keen on hiking'

'It's yet to be validated
but don't worry - we'll keep you informed,
cos you can always rely on your local Jehovah's witness
to tell you what's what
from the happy-to-be-disturbed comfort
of your own front door'

What a lovely bunch...

Up The Proverbial

1. The Isle of Man is an island. Atlas Fact.

2. Fortune favours the jammy, the spawny & cheats.

3. Marry a snake, sur pent at leisure.

4. A friend in Neath is a friend in Wales... (classico)

5. Out of sight-bollocks! Where's it gone?

6. When the going gets tough fake an asthma attack...Or fit.

7. Practice makes smug gits & dull, even times.

8. He who laughs last is a bit of a div...Or, more echo prone.

9. Most roads don't lead to Rome (& most canal tow paths)

& 10. A bird in the hand should be back in its bush...
                            
                               PEACE