upon re-examining the sleep-phase

A fairly nondescript inanimate object

in a fairly nondescript dream,

to be honest it was quite blurry in places

yet maybe you’ll understand what it all means

There were bits of bits of bits there

& fragments of parts of stuff,

& possibly some other things

but hopefully that’s enough

It was definitely a Wednesday & I met Nessy

& I think I might have heard the Sirens sing,

plus my old Chemistry teacher dressed as a French maid

-cuh! 1 of these nights we’ll be able to record these things

good heavens!

Dark Arts & Witchcraft Fairs

there’s 1 next Tuesday

& I’ll likely see you there

If it’s cthonic then they’re on it

anything sinister

they’ve got it

Yes be it Evil & Satanic

they are well stocked

& ‘ll probably have it

No curse tablet too nasty,

no sorcerer’s hat too tall

it’s in the church hall

Good Heavens

(!)

………………………………………..

under tarpaulin

I woke up this mornin'
under a sheet of tarpaulin,
I forged a small air hole above m' head
& then I went back to bed.

Cuh!
Who needs ditches nowadays eh?
'Drainage'
'Drainage'
I hear you say.

'Drainage'
'Drainage'
& you're probably right,
for February 'tis known 
as the month of fill-dyke
- no chucklin' in the corners please
I know what you're like.

'Drainage'

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