the secret diary of an amateur philanthropist (more stile over substance)

There's no need to even mention
divine intervention,
bother the Sybils
or call a steward's inquiry.

As without any quibbles
as one can tell from the scribbles,
this is clearly the diary
of an amateur philanthropist.

& part-time hamster-rights activist
& my-first-chemistry-set alchemist,
with all the wrong basics
but still trying to make gold.

Please don't tell a soul