new strangery who


You aint from around these here be parts

have you come to steal our donkeys

our carts

& rustle our sheep

then murder us in our sleep

with a musket to the head

or rusty tent peg through the heart

?





As you aint from these vales & hillsides

have you roamed over dales

far & wide

under various aliases

assumed - lies - disguised

to come for our daughters

our tractors

plus wives

?





As you aint local-yokel

it's true

if you were we'd all recognise you

so we'll keep our close eyes

on new strangery who

whilst silently praying

that you're just passing through.





"Go on, fuck off"

...











mister roget was creationist scum


Well of course the Thesaurus

has been an absolute godsend

of a cheeky - handy

- sumit else tome,

since the time

- period & era

that its fellow dinosaurs roamed.




& hen 1 day

evolved chicken pox

unwell - the others all got spots

& died away,

technically a book

 no, not actually a reptile

- but it still it endures now

to this so very day

...