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b rown cow herd immunity
o range skin graft
l emon chicken egg timer
l eopard spot the dog
o ver time ago on
x anthum gum tree house
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b rown cow herd immunity
o range skin graft
l emon chicken egg timer
l eopard spot the dog
o ver time ago on
x anthum gum tree house
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a chicken that quacks
like a mallard up river
& a five pound discount voucher
for those already ripped off
no more limescale
slightly less wars
a christmas in spring
& easter on halloween
a.i jesus archetypes
curing bots ‘n’ what not’s
twenty more genders
& a duck that clucks
is all the big mob
with the big gob wish
so give the hungry crowd
what the famished folk want
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only when you stop
do you spot the fog & see that
this mist is only
the holy hedgerow ghosts
on the footpath home
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i’m strangely drawn in
like a cartoon you – but some
may say – that’s art, maaan
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scribbled sequentially
in a rusty cable car
halfway in between
the valley & the mountain
apart from verse six
which was borrowed from a dream
that your country cousin had
about your uncle’s chin
& verses one to five
which a gibbon improvised
on a dirty qwerty keyboard
from the centuries turn
then verse seven was flinched
verbatim from the back
of a pack of pork scratchings
in nineteen ninety two
then the rest just appeared
on the back doorstep
one frostless morrow
with love from trad-anon
so none at all hails
from my hinterland’s shores
but the english pigeons flinched
the phoenician alphabet
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mozart went to mow
went to mow a meadow
on the moon
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our great fire
who art from pudding lane
hallowed be thy flame
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though the fat bastard
fasted half the hungry week
while the unsung heroine
modestly sang of her greatness
oh, yet the gobby mime artiste
never fhut the suck up
now the breeze from the south
is colder than a northerly
but the oxymoron seemed
quite bright in conversation
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a funny man walked into
a funny happenstance
on the way to the doctor
– doctor – knock, knock – who’s
there to change a lightbulb
( ? )
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lines upon remembering
my second-hand memory
foam mattress & pillow
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