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most bananas are sunday
candles help us see in the yellow
bramble bushes have darkness
gardeners have green thorns
the seventh day is fingers
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most bananas are sunday
candles help us see in the yellow
bramble bushes have darkness
gardeners have green thorns
the seventh day is fingers
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not in circles but
squares like a belgian’s breakfast
while i waffle on
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poetry stole my last rolo
& gave my cousin, clarabel
athlete’s foot
poetry became the winter wind
& frisked six nuns
standing at the bus stop
poetry shat
on the bishop’s mitre hat
when hiding in the guise of a pigeon
poetry pissed on doctor foster
rained all morning
& smoked all the catnip
poetry burnt down the scout hut too
back in twenty twelve
but was never found out
poetry dead-legged
farmer arthur-martha
then misgendered their cockerel
poetry did not shoot the sheriff
it was pfizer in his left arm
moderna in his right
but poetry drank all the vimto
& gave your great-aunt doris
crabs & lice – twice
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swans on a wander
once upon a tongue
twist in the river’s mist
this is not a shopping list
songs beyond the fade
out & about turn
facing reflections
rippled puddle water
then of a plodness
when december’s embers
gloam like a ghost
float awhile in limbo land
standing where the two
full rivers converge
a pebble in your shoe
& a leftover sandwich
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caught the morning sunshine
hide behind a duvet
wore a pair of rudolph socks
sought the grail again
heard a jackdaw overhead
cackle like sid james
plodding on the heathland
as the gorses glowed
golden like a ratio
like a sandwich filling
stilton & cold stuffing
with a thud of english mustard
defended rorke’s drift
then thwarted ming the merciless
drank flat lemonade
slept on the sofa bed
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upon this avalon
the winsome hinges squeak
the tide is in between
the novels plot is penned
the green is parakeet
a village in a town
if music is the glue
a dipstick dividend
a penguin for your thoughts
a scatter cushion breeze
the whispering is loud
& sounding ’round the bend
a turnip for the books
the prickles on each pear
a crumbled apple pi
a typo on the mendd
a poem in the mud
a fork for all the spoons
the road’s an open page
the moon’s a blooming blend
the nosedive in your eyes
a door before each day
the eastern sun’s a nun
the western wind’s a friend
the greyness in the gold
the chirrup syrups so
a chattering of ink
beginning when things end
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– poet on the loose –
they must have picked the lock
on their guilded cage
with a feathered quill
or a plastic pen
– poet on the loose –
rhyming like the sliming
of a garden slug
brown tweed jacket
blue shell suit trousers
– poet on the loose –
rabid like a thirsty bat
as they bard their this & that
rambling their verses
to all within earshot
– poet on the loose –
aged nine to ninety nine
in poet years
scarecrow haircut
eyebrows quite loud
– poet on the loose –
like a miasmic breeze
prosing up the pavements
& so the sirens blare
red alert is here
– poet on the loose –
this is not a drill
a hammer or a spanner
so run indoors & bolt
the backs & the fronts
– poet on the loose –
stay inside until
expert marksmen
have fired their tranquilliser darts
& landed on their arse
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s odden ground sounds
q uenched earth belching
u nderfoot’s a bog
e very field’s a slog
l isten as each step
c lodly burps us on
h ome in muddy wellies
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clementine
grey day coat
falcon feather duster
cocktail sticks
raven feather boa
dolly mixture sweets
chocolate too
a second hand thyrsus
cuckoo sun dial
a phrygian cap
white wax candle
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the fully-clothed streaker
wore a sandy hoodie
baggy like a yesteryear
underneath a blue tu coat
but so low it overlapped
t-shirt first though
layer under-over layer
so many layers
baggy black tracky b’s
two boxers below
even grey woollen gloves
( five squid from matalan )
odd socks as always
white trainers from shoezone
( formerly bacons )
plus a green sheepy hat
so only the face
was truly exposed
to the frosty winds of truth
but the little village botlings
still saw flesh
fabric became skin
in the squint of the night
dim from a distance
a striptease with no strip – or tease
( should have gone to specsavers )
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