interstellar hedgehogs

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interstellar hedgehogs  (  p l o v e r  t h a t  r a i n b o w  )




interstellar hedgehogs

chasing rays of star stuff

ostriches in sandpits

gargle as the lark


lazaruses dead frogs

jiggles with the dawn's balls

seven speckled blackbirds

burble in the park


bursts of belgian folk odes

bits of smurf & tintin

as the polecats pole dance

& the maidens bark


shapes of wraith & covens

blips & baker's dozens

interstellar hedgehogs

sing a song - & hark

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big farmer runs the world

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big farmer runs the world  (  a  t r u e  t a l e  )





he creamed it through the atlas

he cheetahed sphere & far

a grin upon his noggin

a whoosh of ooh & arr


he hawked the haunts of northern

& hared the lairs of south

without a stitch of stalling

a straw straw in his mouth


he swished a swish in cities

as traffic crept a crawl

a giant stench of silage

at least sixteen feet tall


he stumbled not in jungles

as serpents stir & hiss

& broke no sweat in deserts

'twas all a piece of piss


he chased the sprite horizons

from eastern light to west

a flash of cap & scamper

a tweed suit, boots & vest


he legged it over hillocks

he raced the rivers' swish

( but swan the bits with oceans

amongst the wrecks & fish )


from john 0'goats to belgium

from tim buck - too - to crewe

'fore home to wed his cousin

she's only two foot two


for miles giles pegged the planet

as earthish firma twirled

& swirled as stars were singing

- big farmer runs the world -

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windmill wizardry

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windmill wizardry  (  a n o t h e r  c h a i n  o f  t a w t  )





windmill wizardry

millers & familiars

farmers in a den


farmers in a den

cousin-lovers in a barn

mud upon their boots


mud upon their boots

hoots within a hooded wood

mars is on the march


mars is on the march

starlings on a starry night

snarling at the dark


snarling at the dark

barons bark & bishops bash

sweetly in their sleep


sweetly in their sleep

as the badger cabaret

borders on risqué


borders on risqué

warbles on a wonky breeze

witches in a ditch


witches in a ditch

staring in the glaring at

windmill wizardry

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august caws

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august caws  (  a  s e a s o n a l  j a u n t  )




toad the ode of twinkle toes

in the key of even' flows

squawking on the cusp of dusk

chatter chaff & utter husk

toad the ode of twinkle toes


jabber as the adder doze

spew the shat & adipose

as the pigeons plot a coo

& the parrots cockatoo

jabber as the adder doze


bumble on in bungalows

blow the boat & row y'nose

as the spider weaves a web

& the tide it seeps an ebb

bumble on in bungalows


twizzle as the thistle blows

whistle 'til the woodland snows

dragons snap as orchards soar

daggers dance as badgers roar

twizzle as the thistle blows


shit a brick & sniff a rose

topple walls of dominoes

fingers slip as bushes burn

flop in songs & fronds of fern

shit a brick & shit a rose


august caws & august crows

autumn snores - but summer knows

spring is spinning in a stream

ripple run & river gleam

warble swan as water flows

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poetry iz peas

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poetry iz peas  (  a n o t h e r  p o e m  t h i n g  )




pickle onion hum drum

dub a rubber bandstand

ostriches in sod socks

trumpet on the breeze


butter flutter duster

ring a brindle dingle

wobble wonky watt-knots

nozzles on the knees


spittle trickle tap drip

singing in the kitchen

triple dips a hat-trick

singing in the trees


wriggle as the odes flow

operatic otters

scrambles in the brambles

jangle with the keys


pillocks on a hill's top

mizzle is a milksop

whistles in a bathtub

badgers on the seas


spot a leopard shepherd

mumbles in the jungles

stripe a tiger's wide pins

bumble with the bees


sing to me- oh, muesli

mutants of the moon's spew

yeoman of the yak's shat

chieftain of the cheese


piddle in the sun's plum

gargle in the garden

rhythm is a mistress

poetry iz peas

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from me – to you

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from me – to you  (  f o r  b a r r y  c h u c k l e  )




to me - to you

the mullet men

of grasses green

the phrases stained


when birds were birds

& white the skies

a childhood glimpse

of rotherham


a yorkshire brush

the gates & rush

the japes & scrapes

a scape from school


as saplings sprang

blackcurrant squash

a clucking clock

c.b.b.c


last century

with mulch ado

when worms caught birds

i chuckled too


the pantomimes

of afternoon

a wonky song

from me - to you

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