squawking in a haunted orchard

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squawking in a haunted orchard  (  t r u e  s t o r y  v e r s u s  b o l l o c k s  v e r s e  )

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squawking in a huanted orchard

as the spider spies a fly

tipper in the morning's yawning

litter england's lullaby

sailors whale the broken oceans

& the salmon samurai

squawking in a haunted orchard

as the spider spies a fly


squeaking bleeps of speaker's cornered

as the phantoms wave a bi

plane up in the welkin's squelching

& the cattle calcify

like a brain or plastic kettle

in the squirrel of an eye

squeaking bleeps of speaker's cornered

as the phantoms wave a bi


fusing spew as quarks are quartered

dragons roar on moorland's high

lights as sprites in tights & stockings

rob a river's water dry

apples crab as pears are haring

pigeons pinch the piper's pie

fusing spew as quarks are quartered

dragons roar on moorland's high


sing of kings as bricks are mortared

& the kippers twist a tie

breaker in the fish's quizzes

as the acids alkali

when the doggers clash with joggers

then the otters ossify

as the wood-witch-doctor ordered

in the orchard's squid - squawk i

...

 

trar luh lar

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trar luh lar  ( 3 0  s e c o n d  r e a d  ,  n o  f e e  c h a r g e d  )

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warble scrawls as woodlands ring

petalled bells & nettles sting

wings within the drips of spring

reservoirs of repertoire


sirens on the grain & ale

whales upon a sliding scale

squawks up in an autumn dale

inklings pissing on a star


yoke the eggs of scrambled codes

music breeds with prose in odes

so it rains & vans shat loads

- yodel from a cable car


rabid swans of avalon

marbles, mars & babylon

everyone is trad-anon

bards & bars of trar luh lar

...

‘igh brows?

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‘igh brows  (  p r o b a b l y  j u s t  a  w r i t i n g  e x e r c i s e  . . .  )

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'igh brows?

low nose


knee caps?

hat hair


jazz hands?

brass neck


fish lips?

trout pout


toe nails?

peg leg


bear arms?

back woods


tongue tied?

chinstrap


red cheeks?

arse rash

...

another week effort

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another week effort  (  &  f u c k  t h e  p u n  w e a s e l  w a n k e r  f u z z  )

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marmalade mondays

sparkles in a darker shade

ants within the pavement cracks

marching as a parlour maid

marmalade mondays


kangaroo tuesdays

flopping on an avenue

past the tudor rose of flats

gloaming as those romans do

kangaroo tuesdays


morris men wednesdays

skipping in a ribbon's fish

as the pheasants parallax

pissing imps of limericks

morris men wednesdays


lemon curd thursdays

jumbles in the mumble peach

river runs & dripping taps

sucking as a lucking feach

lemon curd thursdays


pigeon pie fridays

thatterway & plane the skies

left a right in feathered flaps

( saturday? the same applies )

pigeon pie fridays


twiddle thumb sundays

sunken on a feather bed

chapel bells & scrapping bats

singing swans & dead ahead

- marmalade mondays -

(  g a s p  )

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( … squiffy elbows … )

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( … squiffy elbows … )  (  a  p o e m z  )

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bunion pickled semaphore

portal snorting tidal boar

serpent laddered stalactite

thunder flagging underscore


sizzle scissored sceptred tor

lemon scented leopard paw

dagger dancing candlelight

jigger jackal apple core


summer sputtered hellebore

magnet mangled fungi spore

plastic parrot parasiste

peasant pageant hamster roar


scrambled omelette overture

mustard gasping guarantor

jagged jawline jacobite

trojan horsefly saddle sore


pissing spelling sycamore

dripping ivy eyen ore

mitten knitted stalagmites

heckle silent forest floor


shimmer riddle discant shore

river ducking eider or

custard camel candlelight

clutter clutcher clucker straw


monkey island dinosaur

hermit burning herbivore

babble blighted acolyte

chocolate teapot labrodor


onion dicing drooping door

eagle swooping icy war

accidental satellite

every twat's a troubadour

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