& the bathtub ran

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& the bathtub ran ( nar buthab eht & )

swans upon a song
howled the bowels of avalon
squirms within a can
purred a cataract
in the daze of doggerland
as the bakers flan
candlemakers waxed
warbles caught a caterwaul
adders hatched a plan
annals scribbled then
tacitus & lazarus
resurrected pan
as the kitchen sank
under poet pissing pots
& the bathtub ran
so the onions sprang
badgers blathered nuts in may
– spanners snaketh man
( author notes )
people often say – that the only fruit that is an anagram of the lemon is the melon
but on my home planet there’s the elomn – which is a bit like a gooseberry – crossed with a banana
then, of course – there’s the nemlo – which is a sort of spikeless pineapple meets lychee meets damson
& last but not least
there’s the molen – which is basically a turquoise pear – but it tastes just like chicken shit
~
earthlings can be so fruit-racist sometimes
i hope they cancel this ignorant little backwater of a planet soon
( brrrrrrr )

divide & spool

~

divide & spool ( loops & edivid )

phantom wars & normalzzz falls
with chatter, cracks & clashes
palaces are standing tall
& kings are chinking glasses
television spins a spell
as bright’s the light of gasses
weasels weave behind the schemes
& lightning strikes the ashes
cancel girls & soy the boys
alas the lads are lasses
shun the sun & hide a lie
until the cycle passes
papers push the buttoned brains
as bankers wipe their asses
scatter like the human trace
divide & spool the masses

2 gnimov

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2 gnivom ( moving 2 )

 
fingers, thumbs
tumbleweed tongues
kitchen sinks
rising like suns

 

houses, flats,
rabbits in hats
flashing past
faster than taps
cheetahs, snails
sinking ship sail’s
trains & planes
silverfish tale’s

 

starlings, cars
pillars & posts
blinking eyes
glimpses of ghosts

 

marbles, scrawls
curtains & calls
tigers, tanks
lightning strikes – balls

 

breezes, fleas
boxes of frogs
sneezes, trees
bobbing with dogs

 

mountains, peaks
rivers & creaks
hinges sing
runner beans speak
pheasants, fowls
consonants, vowels
pellets, owls
pudding & bowels

 

( keep up )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

june is blue

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june is blue

witches whisper in the head
kiss the dawn as spring is dead
summers tongue is licking lead
all is balls & that-err-way
wizards wisp, the rivers glow
fingers slip in blossom’s snow
winter lives – so circle crow
adders laugh as branches sway
breezes wheeze as brambles tear
rabbits jack the jumble’s hare
thunder mumbles spin the air
badgers dance a cabaret
scribble eye with squiggled ink
rising as the kitchens sink
sleep is speaking – hatch a wink
scratch a star & lark the day
puddles splash from passing cars
clasp y’ phantom handlebars
still the birds & trar-luh-lars
bursts beyond the thirsts of may
jig within the gargle’s green
gasping as the gardens bean
shifting shafts of in between
june is blue & shapes of grey

dog star, dog star

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dog star, dog star

jackdaw, jackdaw
jam ‘n’ cabbage sandwiches
black door, black door
skeletons ‘n’ keys
headlight, headlight
haversacks of happenstance
red mite, red mite
buttercups ‘n’ bees
sandpit, sandpit
pheasants on a crescent moon
sanskrit, sanskrit
supernova glue
slo-mo, slo-mo
operation bubblewrap
oboe, oboe
nut the bolting blue
grey day, grey day
unicorns in uniforms
waylay, waylay
little lettuce gem
griffin, griffin
hieroglyphic hierophant
pigeon, pigeon
spitting flemish phlegm
green man, green man
badger bones ‘n’ saxophones
queen anne, queen anne
robbing robin hood
box car, box car
catalytic camouflage
dog star, dog star
barking in a wood

 

bob on

~

bob on ( no bob )

 

spectred headless horseman

trot a haunted moor

      swans upon a duck pond

      sylph the mists of spring

drifting bits of branches

float atop the ocean

      bees within a wonky breeze

      weaving of an eve

swirling with the dervish

spinning on a shilling

      sunken suns a’dawning

      balls & all is yawning

i upon a snaking lane

songs within my pockets

      like a dog upon a seesaw

      nodding with your uncle

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

another bloody late may list poem

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another bloody late may list poem ( meop tsil yam etal yfoolb rehtona )

 

shoelaces untied

goosegrass rashes

two blue unicorns

spotted on this morning’s walk

ladybirds & maidenflies

snapdragon crackles

pollen on a sneezing breeze

ants in the pants

of the dozing dog roses

hedgehogs & hemlock

foxtrotting foxgloves

pan’s on the catnip

packed are the parklands

– bloody part timers

swimming shorts – under shorts

almond milk in the fridge